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"He who takes a life...it is as if he has destroyed an entire world....but he who saves one life, it is as if he has saved the world entire" Talmud Sanhedrin 4:5

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We're going to go with something a little different General. Consider this, a wargame, as real as it gets... but, virtual. (Not my idea, really.) The North Korean wasteland is perfect for such a wargame, all kinds of terrain, and no pesky civilians to get in the way. Enjoy General.
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oh great grand Emperor Lamalama; thank you evr soo much for my province-sorry this took a while but you see, i was held back by the forces of the Nordic Council.

i shall soon errect statue of all of the Emipire's most valiant commanders with silver yarnballs.

and the Trojan Sloth, no one stole it; i just remembered that i had traded it witha man in a brown hood at the Three Broomsticks for a Phoenix egg.

i shall now unleash the phoenix in SriLanka and add it to the Empire!!
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i still don't get it though, i never did anything of the sort. All i did was begin testing weapons in the DPRK, vow to defend some islands' neutrality, and tell the nordic council no....
Life's a B*tch, slap it upside the head.

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Sohini! I willingly gave you administration over South-East Asia... There was no deployence of troops! The Nordic Council and Empire are at peace. At least the Nordic Council only wishes peace. I'm being belligerised all around! Our peaceful organization does not tolerate belligirism!
Killing For Peace Is Like F#@%ing For Chastity
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No one can resist a three day weekend. No one.
Besides, south east asia is under Imperial control, now goverened by Sohini. For adding the Pheonix to the Imperial force, I'm also granting a small portion of South America.
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I like the way you think, Your Lordship. My men are deploying as we speak. Operation: Dice Roll is now underway.
"He who takes a life...it is as if he has destroyed an entire world....but he who saves one life, it is as if he has saved the world entire" Talmud Sanhedrin 4:5

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*so confused*

Our solders have been equipped with better battle gear. (i'm not spilling secrets) New prototype tanks are being tested in Australia (not willing to send them far away).
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Er, sorry! I meant South-Central Asia (India, Nepal, Bangledash, formerely Sri Lanka)! My bad! Consider this a public apology on the N.C.s part.

Should war break out between the Empire and the Dark Empire (or whatever the hell it's called), which is an inevitability, the N.C. gives morale backing to the Empire, but will remain out of the conflict.
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Oh DQ, you and your trinkets of war.

There will be no war, this is a simple training excercise. The Empire will be equipping its solders with sub standard and malfunctioning gear, to test resolve in harsh circumstances. The object is not to win, because victory in this test is not possible for either side. The object is to train, and to make front line solders stronger. Though, the DE will be using stronger, more reliable weapons, the Empire will only be using but a very tiney fraction of its normal strength.
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BETTER! STRONGER! FASTER! ALEI KRAV!
The training will make the Empire's soldiers will be the single greatest fighting force on the face of the earth.
"He who takes a life...it is as if he has destroyed an entire world....but he who saves one life, it is as if he has saved the world entire" Talmud Sanhedrin 4:5

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We have to change some things! Since SPEW now largely consists of the mod force, it doesn't make sense for us to be fighting in two places at once. Except... yes. You guessed it.

Nate has a cloning machine.

Fortunately? It'll help take over Russia. Unfortunately, it'll turn us all into apes, so we will no longer have opposable thumbs, thus I will not be able to finish FREAK's final draft. But it's all worth it...

Tally ho!
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.....Where have YOU been?

As apes, you are automatically members of the Empire. Just fyi.
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Long live the Empire!
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. - George Orwell, 1984

Where in the world is Enoch Root?




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Is this thread dead now? I hope not. It was funny...
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. - George Orwell, 1984

Where in the world is Enoch Root?



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