PMD: Seventeen Plates DT 3

Somebody please... PLEASE photoshop a troll face on an image of Xerneas and stare at it as the troll song plays.

That would be amazing.

TORT NEEDS INSPIRATION! ACTIVATE THE RANDOM INSPIRATION LAUNCHER!

*launches pillow stuffed with cheese*

Do I win? 030

*fires the rainbow cannon*

-3- nu I win

*catches cheese pillow*

Well, I say you've managed to find the worst of both worlds. I can't imagine it would make a comfortable pillow, as I'm sure the cheese would move out of the way of your head rather than cushion it, and when the cheese starts to smell....yeah, I'd imagine you wouldn't want to sleep on that bed ever again. And I don't think that all that cheese would taste good after being knocked around against itself and against the pillow cushion. Nor it would be sanitary or healthy. Especially after you launched it from a catapult. XD

Thanks, but...I'll pass.

*throws cheese pillow at 15253*

*eats pillow* nummeh cheez pillow

@AstralHunter :O Oooooooook. Well that explains it - the high health, I mean. That really, REALLY explains it.
but um, no suggestion for the adapted attack power of my beanbeans? Or... I guess I'm the one supposed to do that? I'll try to figure somethin' out.

I am NOT calming down about Kyogre, he's dangerous to my little guys D:
And... yeah I guess I'll have to PM you if I want the details, but yeah, no, I didn't plan on calming down 'til any other post that involved our big, scary leviathan.
What else? Uhh, Jewels being in the Shrine and - according to what you said you had planned for it, or at least what I remember of it - leavin' the place for a side mission you said you wanted her to do. I mostly want to be careful because I don't want her involved in what I'll be doing to the Shrine on my next bonus post.

@TheSilverFox you're freakin' welcome XD

@Charizard821 YOUR WISH... Might... be granted. I'll work on that XernTroll if I can. @15253 ...Cheese pillow. Rainbow cannon. How the heck am I gonna use that...?

*fumbles through notes* Hrrrmmm... I... guess I can relate it to my Project Voligear? Custom projectiles, and all... And burnt cheese can be quite sticky...
...So I need custom cannons, projectile themes, a few kingdoms and arenas, and champion. Welp, time to write'n'draw.
...Oh! Randomness! PEACOCK, OF COURSE! Darn, why didn't I...! Gah, you guys are genius! I FINALLY got a setting for Project Voligear

I DEMAND MORE RANDOMNESS!

-3-7 yus sir captan

*Opens the barrel of lukewarm tomato garlic stew*

O3o it would be tasty if it was warm!

tomatoes make your eyeballs feel like warm apple cider


\-3-/ randomness.

serendipitous eagles are considered social fascist.

Did I win?

TORT NEEDS INSPIRATION! ACTIVATE THE RANDOM INSPIRATION LAUNCHER!

*launches a murderous axe with a mind of its own*

utilitarianist sausague borscht doesn't like serendipidous potatoe and pies the egalitarian eagle into the nose of Lincolns face on mount rusherest

....Im kinda getting scared now o-o

scary things taste like radishes o.o

Hmm... Let's switch that up and give the TOMATO a mind of its own instead...
*imagines*

Spoiler

...Exactly! Aaaaand we'll have that axe as a homing projectile I guess. Hm. This shoudl still fit in Project Voligear just fine.

Aren't voles a small furry doesn't like creature .o.

Done the post, and though it's short, it's probably... one of the darker things I've written. Hope you like it ^^