Everything there is to know about your local Shell Master
Name's Tortwag, or Shell Master Tortwag if you want the full title. I'm just a guy who enjoys creating stuff, and usually the best way for me to form my ideas is to sit down and write them, preferably with music in my ears.
I'm usually nice to people and do my best to stay polite to y'all, but sorry if I'm a bit of a dramatic jester :p Can't help it.
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