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  • Lyrics » Fanfiction, Fantasy Re: House of the Rising Lannister

    Hey Mags! This is pretty good, I like it. [mandolin solo] This, however, I really, really approve! xD

    Jun 24, 2014
  • Short Story » Humor, Dramatic Re: Story with a twist!

    I'll tell you something, this is one of the small paragraphs of random plot I scribble down in the middle of the night and then return to bed. Eventually I ...

    Jun 13, 2014
  • Short Story » Humor, Dramatic Re: Story with a twist!

    Thanks for the review, mate. ;)

    Jun 12, 2014
  • Short Story » Humor, General Re: It's just psychology

    Thanks, Sarah. I hate tenses, they suck. ;)

    May 30, 2014
  • Short Story » Humor, General Re: It's just psychology

    Thanks Mandrake! I'll assume that Watch Dog/10 is equal to 11/10. :D

    May 30, 2014
  • Poetry » Satire, Humor Re: Rolled.

    I got rick rolled!! Damn you Mandrake! Damn you! :D

    May 14, 2014
  • Poetry » General, General Re: In Case of Blowout

    This is awesome! Love it! ;)

    May 6, 2014
  • Novel / Chapter » Fantasy, Action / Adventure Re: Snow: The Tale of a Cold Heart (Part V)

    Yay! That is awesome! Tell me (or scream at me) whenever you post it! And add a character named Jeff! :D

    May 4, 2014
  • Novel / Chapter » Fantasy, Action / Adventure Re: Snow: The Tale of a Cold Heart (Part V)

    Timmy! You have written New York bestsellers?!?! OMG! Tell me which ones :D

    May 1, 2014
  • Poetry » General, General Re: .

    Hey Ellie! This is quite beautiful and I loved the symbolism of the train. Edit for beneath my tears I dreamed a dream, Only thing I would change. Cheers Birkhoff

    Apr 30, 2014
  • Poetry » Humor, General Re: My Bully

    Nooooo, God was the bully! :D Cause he's perfect and stuff? And he hits me up for money each sunday...you know, collection plates etc. Eh, maybe I should write poetry ...

    Apr 27, 2014
  • Other » General, General Re: Magnolia

    Oh god, I'm derpy sometimes. It had never been trimmed in her memory, You obviously mean it has never been trimmed in as long as you can remember. No idea ...

    Apr 23, 2014
  • Novel / Chapter » Humor, Fanfiction Re: "Sir, are you Batman?" Chapter 2- Plan A?

    Whoa, 15 chapters. That's awesome. Guess I'll review my way through all of them as you post them. Keep 'em coming ;)

    Apr 22, 2014
  • Short Story » Literature, Romantic Re: Nowhere

    Oooh, now it makes more sense! I'm sorry. His house overlooked a lush green mountain Right before this paragraph where you bring Rob into the story, she is waiting outside ...

    Apr 19, 2014
  • Poetry » Romantic, Realistic Re: Crap, I think I love you.

    Hey Retro! I really like this, it's a pretty emotional little piece. You've been quite active lately, I love it! Edit I want to tattoo it on my chest Pretty ...

    Apr 14, 2014


This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much all of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
— Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy