Willard

You're welcome ;)

THANK YOU FOR KNOCKING THIS OUT!

Right

Good story, but saw it coming.

What's the difference between a place where buses go and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean!

I agree

Second time I've seen this in the year and a half I've been here

I'm sorry, but these points don't really apply? I mean, swagger is used once, and this poem isn't meant for 'little people'. The length is fair, about in the middle. ...

First of all, thanks for the review! I felt capitalization wasn't needed at line 2, because it would be more effective. Along with the lack of punctuation.

Fun fact: Poems don't need punctuation! I know you have got that message before (you've reviewed Magpie's works before), and now you're getting it again. Capitalization and punctuation doesn't matter ...

I wouldn't call it random, nor does the lines all over the place matter? I'm sorry, but there is no way I can develop this more. Thanks for the review

Thank you for the review! That is a really nice interpretation, but it wasn't what I had in mind. See, all the events actually happened except for the vigil, and ...

Yes, because putting it as 'dramatic' for a reason makes everything better. I'm not offended by everything, very few things actually, but using 'retarted' is just crude.

Any word can be offensive, you poo poo brain. That was a bad joke, but you get what I mean. Anything can derive from anything, so initially I can call ...

Okay, I disagree with you. The real R word in this situation is ridiculous. As ridiculous as this sounds, retard's meaning has changed. Retard doesn't mean "mentally slow" anymore. It ...