There is a lot of grammar mistakes in here on purpose. This is just a humorous summary of the book.. xD
Bella soit comme " oh edward sauve-moi je meurs ahhhh et edward le sparklevampie être comme " oh député U Wanna me marier?"
Bella be like "oh edward save me i die ahhhh" and edward the sparklevampie be like "oh hon u wanna marry me"
"edward marche arrière ou bien je vais hurler et tout ça" says retarted Jacob .
"edward back off or else i will howl and stuff" says retarted jacob.
" arrêter de se battre sur moi les gars u peut me présente à la fois bc je suis génial d'être équitable avec vous tous . "
"stop fighting over me guys u can has me both bc i am awesome to be fair with y'all." say dumb bella whom marry at 18.
hundred day later, bella haz baby
"geez jacobe back off bc this is my baby ok" shove him away and scream and cry, throw temper tantrum
Edward does it for her bc bella is lazy and always demands him to save her life because he is sparkle vampie and all ze fangirls love a sparkling vampire. just wow.
"but I love ur baby" howl Jacob sadle.
"go away" Edward push Jacob with foarce.
"crap u' say bella.
Jacob run away howl to his friends
bella crie sadly and drink meat
"why be this way? why' cry bella. "I wante to cheat on both of you. but no. I don't get to. why Edward"
Edward comfort bella. :-)
7 year later
"no the coven no no no run away my baby on Jacob" say bella fierce.
coven glance at bella. coven snorts like pig In disgustz.
werewolf Jacob run way with 7 year old smarklehoff (bella baby.)
"it okay bae" say Edward, standing bold in snow, takes vid of sparkle self
"not right now hunnn" say bella.
"I AIN't honey boo boo child m'kay" say edwrd angrile.
bella screams at hi m and demand divorce.
coven be like wutever and walks awyw
end of story. they got dirvorceed and than she be with Jacob. she scream at him. run away.
(didnt' read the ending so i'lm going to make it up)
(The author of the book thinks she is GREAT!!! Boring love triangle much? On top of that, she adds a disgusting scene in the last book.)