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  • Poetry » Humor, Satire Re: Tomorrow (Today)

    I'm going to be honest, this was a waaaaaay better review than I have anticipated. Like, this was actually really awesome. I wrote those first two lines to take focus ...

    Jun 20, 2015
  • Poetry » Humor, Satire Re: Avant Garde

    I'm not trying to be edgy at all. That's actually not the point of this. I never repeated lines? I'm not trying to make a point of it. I just ...

    Jun 20, 2015
  • Poetry » Humor, Satire Re: Avant Garde

    I'm trying to be edgy? Er...

    Jun 20, 2015
  • Poetry » Realistic, Satire Re: Roll over; die.

    Note: This review has been deleted

    Jun 18, 2015
  • Poetry » Realistic, Satire Re: Dead girls.

    How so?

    Jun 17, 2015
  • Poetry » Satire, Humor Re: Pop punk song in C#

    Well...

    Jun 14, 2015
  • Poetry » Satire, Humor Re: Pop punk song in C#

    I do not like either of those bands.

    Jun 14, 2015
  • Poetry » General, General Re: My life has no trigger warning

    I've always liked your poetry, don't get me wrong, but this was above and beyond.

    Jun 10, 2015
  • Poetry » Politics, Humor Re: We're all good Americans.

    I honestly don't know

    Jun 9, 2015
  • Poetry » Satire, Realistic Re: Every now and then I sit in silence.

    Hey Wonder. I already sent you a link on capitalization in poetry, and how it's NOT needed every time I hit enter. Considering most stanzas are only one sentence, I ...

    Jun 3, 2015
  • Poetry » Satire, Humor Re: Pop punk song in C#

    Wrong link

    Jun 2, 2015
  • Poetry » Satire, Humor Re: Pop punk song in C#

    Please, read the links I send you. It'll help.

    Jun 2, 2015
  • Poetry » Satire, Humor Re: Weight loss program for champions.

    You would get ninety stitches if you stabbed it inside your gut, and full on tried to cut yourself open hara kiri style, you know, what people do when they're ...

    Jun 1, 2015
  • Poetry » Realistic, General Re: The Only Pain in Sports

    I hope you know that this whole poem has an emphasis on one word, and that word is spelled wrong,

    Jun 1, 2015
  • Poetry » General, General Re: I'm Nine

    You unfollowed me for not liking Percy Jackson, but alright.

    May 29, 2015


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