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Nine

Some stupid BS
  • It's a Boring World [Ch. I, Nine]

    The first chapter of a new novel with really stupid power dynamics between characters. Hope you all like it!

    6 min read
  • I Love Physics! [Ch. II, Nine]

    We're back with the second chapter of Nine! It introduces the main protagonist of the novel and his perspective, along with several more Agents!

    14 min read
  • Uh, This is Weird [Ch. III, Nine]

    The third chapter of Nine! Behold, the stupidity and laziness of Six, the ever-callousness of Zero, and the nerdiness of Nine!

    12 min read
  • The League of Life [Ch. IV, Nine]

    We're back with the first-person narrative of Salai and his evergreen over-the-top-ness, along with a large scale attack, heroics, and a cliffhanger!

    15 min read
  • Death and Destruction [Ch. V, Nine]

    The fifth chapter of Nine, the diary journal of our protagonist! He was in for a wild ride, and the strangest conclusion to the day he could imagine.

    31 min read
  • This Shouldn't Be Possible! [Ch. VI, Nine]

    The long-awaited sixth chapter of Nine - where more characters are introduced and their powers are discussed. This is written in Six's perspective.

    19 min read
  • Paadruman, The Tales of Farting [Ch. VII, Nine]

    The seventh chapter of Nine, narrated by the Lord of Flatulence and his trusty friend Merlin himself!

    27 min read
  • The War of the Worlds, Cards, and Legos [Ch. VIII, Nine]

    The eighth chapter of Nine, narrated by his bestie Six! We see crazy shenanigans happen here, with more stupidity and more meth than ever.

    33 min read
  • Love, Hate and 69 [Ch. IX, Nine] - Part I

    Part I of the long-awaited (it legit took 3 months) Ch. 9 of Nine, narrated by Nine himself! Witness a weird cave, anime fights & cliffhangers!

    30 min read
  • Love, Hate and 69 [Ch. IX, Nine] - Part II

    Ch. 9, Part 2 of Nine narrated by Nine himself! Witness the discussion of new & old lore, character deaths, and the conclusion of Cour I - Hatred!

    38 min read
  • Goats, Bots and Monkeys [Ch. X, Nine]

    The 1st chapter of Cour 2, narrated by Salai himself! Join him with his friend Merlin, having casual conversations about stupidly overpowered beings!

    22 min read
  • A Dank Devil Of A Dream [Ch. XI, Nine]

    The 2nd chapter in Cour 2, narrated by Nine himself! Recalling a weird dream, he unknowingly provides the backstory of a recently-introduced character

    24 min read
  • Prove 1+1=2...? [Ch. XII, Nine]

    The 12th Chapter of Nine, narrated by Nine's bestie, Six! She is back from her concert and wants to chill out & try her diary, but some stuff happens!

    20 min read
  • Joy and Sorrow from Tomorrow [Ch. XIII, Nine] - Part I

    Stupid Realm Collapses, the power of tea, stopping time by stopping information exchange, trauma, snapping infinite beings into oblivion - and more!

    25 min read
  • Joy and Sorrow from Tomorrow [Ch. XIII, Nine] - Part II

    A continuation of the previous part

    37 min read
  • An Ephemeral, Wholesome Volcano [Ch. XIV, Nine]

    A segue chapter into the next mini-arc of Cour II of Nine, featuring Paadruman, Merlin, T, ; and a buncha lore explained in a fun way!

    41 min read
  • ** [Ch. XV, Nine] - Part I

    Back to Nine's POV: more about the 'SAMAverses', more character interactions, and most importantly -- existential angst and depression, Part I

    12 min read
  • ** [Ch. XV, Nine] - Part II

    Back to Nine's POV: more about the 'SAMAverses', more character interactions, and most importantly -- existential angst and depression, Part II

    38 min read
  • Heaven's Falling Down [Ch. XVI, Nine]

    Narrated by Six, dealing with the aftermath of Nine breaking down, talks more about SAMAverse-α, reveals more about people and is a chill one overall

    22 min read
  • A Minor Inconvenience [Ch. XVII, Nine]

    A chapter narrated by Zero dealing with his existential headache, casually deleting gods and dropping bars on the horrors of omnipotence & infinity

    22 min read
  • How To Kill Your Dragon [Ch. XVIII, Nine] - Part I

    Back to Nine dealing with the effects of being 'powerless', running away from a dragon, recuperating, interacting with survivors and learning stuff

    33 min read
  • How To Kill Your Dragon [Ch. XVIII, Nine] - Part II

    After Canta's speech, Nine and co decide about killing the dragon, Salai's intervention, true reason for the Dark Field ceasing, and making a spud gun

    19 min read
  • Hunter x Hunted? [Ch. XIX, Nine]

    I AM FINALLY BACK! From Six's POV, about the preparation and the battle with the dragon, references, some heartwarming moments and cool speeches!

    43 min read
  • Raining Cats and Dogs [Ch. XX, Nine]

    This is the quickest chapter I have ever written BECAUSE I WAS SO EXCITED TO WRITE THIS! From Salai's POV, Field returns, gods gather & plot twists!

    35 min read
  • The Indomitable Human Spirit [Ch. XXI, Nine]

    From Nine's POV: A toast to humanity in the form of a horned human fighting against a big cat. GOATSAMA is the GOAT.

    38 min read
  • The Kudryavka Sequence [Ch. XXII, Nine]

    From Six's POV, battle between gods and humans, debate about Fate, Six goes berserk, and random plot twist at the end.

    39 min read
  • Man, Machine, and Madness [Ch. XXIII, Nine]

    The battle between Sherlock and BOTSAMA, from Salai's and Merlin's POV. Also, Sherlock's backstory. Also also, Sherlock Holmes is the GOAT.

    36 min read


Thou call'dst me a dog before thou hadst cause. But, since I am a dog, beware my fangs.
— Shylock, The Merchant of Venice