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  • Pickles

    I was bored when I wrote this, so don't get all huffy that this ain't the best... Pickles I opened ...

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  • The Way of the Samurai

    Here's another comedic poem that takes a nice subject and twists it until it makes absolutely no sense... The Way ...

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  • My Life is Malfunctioning

    My first 'Deep' Poem... keep the criticism to a minimum please My Life is Malfunctioning My life is malfunctioning The ...

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  • Hero

    Funny... Hero The stereotype says They wear tights and a cape My hero is different He wears a leotard and ...

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  • Recipe

    Recipe 1 cup of frog’s legs 2 blended toes 1/3 cup of gym sock fluid 6 needles that used to ...

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  • 1000 No Kotoba

    As you probably know, TBR posted a song called '1000 Words' on here (and poorly, as I may say ) so I decided tp post its Japanese counterpart by Koda ...

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  • Real Emotion (Koda Kumi)

    You know by know, I hope, that I am OBSESSED with Koda Kumi (Avril's out now) and I just had to post another of her songs... This one is partially ...

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  • Ode to the Toad

    This is a Haiku I wrote in like, 2nd Grade for some assignment. Then someone stole it and posted it by the library. Eyes Bulge, Ugly Frog Jump! Plop into ...

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  • A Slight Fluidity - Kingdom Hearts

    I posted this story on FanFiction... And no one's reviewed (cept for Liz, she just didn't read it, but reviewed with the 'F' Word ) A Slight Fluidity By: TeodoreJames ...

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  • Every Heart ~Unorthodox Version~

    The first time I listened to Every Heart by BoA, I felt that her version did no justice to the real song, as sung in the Japanese version. So I ...

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