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YES. OWL POST. Nah, just kidding. :D Here, my biotechnology professor was horrifically vague. He said something about a microarray technology, but I could not, for the life of me, ...

Haha, that's true! Another thing you can do... when she's not scared shitless (like... you know... when Hero kind of attacks her) she can be thinking, "What if I don't ...

Also! To develop this poem more, as far as the mathematical romance theme you have going on here... check out this: It has a bunch of ridiculous (yet hilarious!) pick ...

I suppose I could get more help if I posted the rest of the story, though? :P Hahaha! Trust me, if this means you'll post more, I'll say yes. :P ...

I'll move this to novels, pre-emptively. ;)

Because! It's the reveal of the completely evil plan! :D

Wheee! Awesome! And watch out... I think at a certain part, all of us are either crying or trying not to cry. XD

Oh, oh oh! I want to film this. Really, really badly. It's just like - WHERE THE HECK IS MY STORYBOARDING PAPER?!?! *cough*cough* Ignore that. But, this is awesome. Compleatly ...

LOL. It was the order that threw me off... girls don't generally order that quantity of food. I mean, I'm sure some do, but you have that whole weight and ...

Hahaha, actually, it's a senryu, which is a humorous haiku! Or something like that. Also, this is a pretty old poem! I'm going to lock it so that more people ...

What would be more poetic, actually, is you throwing everything away except for the last stanza. So you would cut all the fat and go straight to the main part ...

Haha, it totally does sound unrealistic! :D But it does make sense that it was for World War I as opposed to World War II. That wouldn't have happened in ...

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Dude, I read the bow and arrow bit, but when I went to reread it, I thought I was hallucinating. XD If he's far away from her, there's no way ...

THE VISIT: [Mr.Name], one of the senior-level employees at [comp.name] met us at the reception. We were instructed to follow their orders carefully and not to touch their heavy machinery ...