Shady

Hey Messenger! How about you just imagine that I had something creative to say instead of this sentence, okay? Okay. Cool. Let's jump straight into this review. The smoke was ...

Hey Messenger! Shady back again! That last review took me a while to write, giving me plenty of time to think up a unique opening to this one, right? Alas, ...

Hey Messenger! Shady back with another review for you this fine afternoon. As I mentioned in the previous one I am thoroughly out of clever openings to use, so I'm ...

Hey Messenger! Shady back with another review for you! I'm getting to the point in my review succession where I am swiftly running out of ways to open these reviews ...

Hey Messenger, Shady back for some more! I know I keep saying this (because it's true) but I'm just loving your characters and your plot and I'm super excited to ...

Hey Mess! Shady back with another review for you, as I promised I would be! I'm excited to see what you have in store for me this chapter! Let's get ...

Hey Messenger! I'm awake and back at the reviewing game! Excited to see where you're going to take this chapter and to see how all the tension plays out. Let's ...

Heyo Messenger, Shady back again, as I said I'd be! I'm excited to see what happens in this chapter. Is Devlin going to get there in time? Is Carris going ...

Hey Mess, Shady back with another review, as promised! I'm really liking how your story is picking up speed, and how you're doing such a good job of advancing the ...

Hey Mess, Shady back with another review for you, as promised! I like how much tension you have wrapped up into your chapters and how compelled I feel to keep ...

Hey again Mess, Shady back with another review for you, as promised! I'm interested to see where you're going to take this, after all the drama from the last chapter! ...

Hey Mess, I can't remember if I said for sure or not? but I really liked reading your novel on Review Day this weekend. I was really impressed with your ...

Heyo fort, Shady back for the last review before I get caught up! I'm actually really surprised at how quickly I've gotten through these reviews xD But that's just testament ...

Fort! *inserts generic greeting* Actually, come to think of it, I'm almost caught up! Isn't that exciting? If my math is correct I've only got this chapter and one more ...

Heyo fort, I'm not even sorry for my lack of creativity on these openings at this point. I'm on what? Review number 24 on this novel in the past two ...