MargoSeuss

I'm glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for your review.

Yes, nap was paper towel. Perhaps if I changed the word nap to towel? What do you think?

coronary artery disease.

A podiatrist is a foot doctor. Glad you liked the poem. I might have to give this epigram thing a try.

Wonderfully written. Areola Puffington is perhaps one of the most ingenious names I've ever cared to lay eyes upon. You word wizard, you! Continue to cast your spells!

Laughing is good for you!

It's a joke. The fluffy companion I prayed for is the moldy is fluffy with mold.

The chinese finger traps come with the cyst cream. Duel selling, you know? Can't have the popcorn without the drink. Anyway, the leftover cream becomes the filling for Boston Cream ...

I'm constantly bored. I don't smoke. I don't wear makeup. And I've got no strings to hold me down. Ash Ketchum is the protagonist of Pokemon. Ash Wilson is my ...

Anubis? Ooh, she sounds exotic!

Yes. I drew it by hand and then scanned it to my computer. I'm glad you enjoyed it!

Thank-you pathetic poets for carrying this unworthy piece of trash to the spotlight. Genius truly is fifty shades of gray...perhaps next a movie will be made in honour of my ...

Thank-you pathetic poets for carrying this unworthy piece of trash to the spotlight. Genius truly is fifty shades of gray...perhaps next a movie will be made in honour of my ...

It's a satire. The poem is pathetic. I purposely wrote it to be pathetic.

Humans are so easily manipulated! You silly silly monkeys! Stop throwing around your poo and acting like it's gold!