LeutnantSchweinehund

Well I'll be damned... I guess I did.

Did I just get rickrolled... On a critique forum?

Aye. Just remember that I am an insanely harsh critic. I point out any flaw I can find, because I hope others will do the same with my work. I ...

I look forward to seeing it. Please tell me when you do.

Love and tolerance in healthy doses, of course! Too much of anything can cause a lot of harm, like loving and tolerating the wrong sort of people. Very good message ...

Damn it. Grammatical mistakes. I meant evoke, not invoke. And I meant "the less stellar parts", not "ways." My mistake.

Indeed, indeed. I never really write poetry, as it isn't my personal cup of tea, but I wanted to get something out, so this was what I came up with. ...

Ah, I learned from a family member who can speak fluently, so it's nothing too great to admire. Thanks though. You're right. We all start bad. Some have talents, and ...

Oh thank goodness, a review. I was afraid it'd go overlooked! Thank you, my friend, thank you. You're absolutely correct. It's meant to be a crusader's prayer for a safe ...

Note: Scheisse. I didn't mark it as a review. Good day! I'll give you a quick review of your work, and I'll try to point out every flaw (and positive) ...

Nice. Good old E = mc^2. It makes me very happy to see someone using it properly! I think it's all you need to roughly measure the mass-to-energy equivalence. In ...

Brilliant review. Said everything I wanted to say, especially in regards to the scientific inconsistencies. I might also add (for the author to read) that black holes do not destroy ...

Duplicate, plz delete lads.

Ah yes, the scene with the wizard. Indeed, it was poorly done. I believe it was the last part I wrote before pushing the story out. It was originally meant ...

Ha! That's pretty cool. A dynamic poem!