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  • Poetry » Lyrical, General Re: No More Movies For Me

    Here's the edited one... No More Movies For Me by Elizabeth Mathers 4-2-06 I’m at the age where hanging around with friends is just an excuse to get away from ...

    Apr 3, 2006
  • Poetry » Other, General Re: Song for You: a haiku

    Haiku... the only one I enjoyed was about a frog and that one was totally rediculous. I think if you expanded WAY WAY WAY WAY more then it would be ...

    Apr 2, 2006
  • Poetry » Dramatic, General Re: Turning coffee into Wine

    I knew it was your work by the title... I don't know what else to say... all the praise everybody else will give you is ten fold of what I ...

    Apr 2, 2006
  • Poetry » Dramatic, General Re: 14 - there's no time for you

    This poem scared me. But it was awesome. *bows down to you* Ahhh mighty poet god... *bows* Boyfriends turn to cobwebs And out of tune best friends Served better to ...

    Apr 1, 2006
  • Short Story » General, General Re: thiz totally ruzl

    Why... all of a sudden are these stories all.... not... good? Did I miss a memo or something?

    Apr 1, 2006
  • Short Story » General, General Re: OMGOT! The BESTTEST masterpeace wrotten!!

    I am seirously going to die if I see another one of these... craps... I am serious, this belongs in Randomness or some sort of flame, burning. What is wrong ...

    Apr 1, 2006
  • Short Story » General, General Re: THE BESTEST STORY EVVAR!!!!!!

    Oh my god I actually AM crying I swear to god.... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU??!! *Sobs*

    Mar 31, 2006
  • Short Story » General, General Re: Writing Challenge 3/20

    Too bad his name wasn't Al, considering it was a picture of weird Al yankovich... or something like that... Freaky but I liked it... then again I'm eating rock candy ...

    Mar 25, 2006
  • Short Story » General, General Re: For the love of a sister~ Not the final tittle

    all I can say at this exact moment in time (doing science work) Is that you spelled title... tittle... and I was laughing. Otherwise.... it was pretty good.

    Mar 20, 2006
  • Poetry » Other, General Re: ti prego, non lasciarmi (i beg you, don't leave me)

    I'm guessing ti prego means I beg of you heh I liked it a lot, in fact I'll read it again... and comment better another day, it's so early here...

    Mar 19, 2006
  • Poetry » Dramatic, General Re: The Youth At The Playground

    Right thing? Honestly, I tackled a bloody nine year old... How much RIGHTER can I get?!

    Mar 19, 2006
  • Poetry » Dramatic, General Re: The Youth At The Playground

    *Hugs back* In order to get more hugs from older male writers must I beat up another youth who doesn't respect the elders? Haha!

    Mar 19, 2006
  • Other » General, General Re: Answer Me: This is EXTREMELY important

    Who? What site? HUH?!

    Mar 16, 2006
  • Poetry » Other, General Re: Several Lines of Iambic Pentameter (Not a Sonnet) to Xanthan

    I, just minutes after posting this.... (Or seconds) Realize what a suck up for poetry I am... *Falls into a pit of dispair, to never come back to the surface, ...

    Mar 16, 2006
  • Poetry » Dramatic, General Re: Quantum Coffee

    *twitches* Will you PLEASE just publish a book already so I can BUY it Gum?! HUH?! PUBLISH SOMETHING ALREADY! *Spreak the word of Gum* *Bows down to Gum* *Chews bubble ...

    Mar 16, 2006


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