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  • Poetry » Humor, Dramatic Re: Corn

    OMG, MY HANDS. MY HANNNNDDDSSSS. They rush with the urge to inscribe randomness.

    Sep 11, 2017
  • Poetry » Humor, Dramatic Re: Corn

    Well, surely you can randomize a thought, right? I guarantee you have something. Anything. I'll write it. I promise.

    Sep 8, 2017
  • Poetry » Humor, Dramatic Re: Corn

    Thank you, Shey, so much for submitting a review on my piece. I find your words enlightening and uplifting. I will surely write more of my spontaneity when I have ...

    Sep 6, 2017
  • Poetry » Humor, Lyrical Re: Pretzel Bun

    Thanks man. I'm glad you liked it.

    Nov 14, 2016
  • Other » Other, Action / Adventure Re: Tiko

    That'd be great! Yeah!

    Oct 27, 2016
  • Poetry » Realistic, Dramatic Re: Don't Bother Trying

    I love this. This poem is just so full of emotion. And I can relate to every ounce of it. The sister issue, I can totally relate to. I can't ...

    Oct 10, 2016
  • Poetry » General, General Re: How naive I was

    This gives me that weird tummy feeling, like, I just murdered someone's child and I brought the head of that child to the parent's door and left it there, but ...

    Jun 26, 2016
  • Poetry » Horror, Mystery / Suspense Re: Wailing Apologies for the Unforgiving Dead

    My only problem is not with you or your poem, but with my lack of time and patience to actually sit down and write a poem. I need to get ...

    Jun 3, 2016
  • Short Story » Fantasy, Dramatic Re: Aveline

    Thanks, I noticed all my mistakes. I will have to revise it quite a bit, because i was typing it so I could finish this within the small amount of ...

    May 4, 2016
  • Short Story » Fantasy, Dramatic Re: Aveline

    The first 13 paragraphs are supposed to spell something And if you're wise enough, you'll see that it spells "Aveline is Dead"

    May 4, 2016
  • Poetry » Humor, General Re: You Pissed Me Off (A Roast Fest)

    Thanks. But it really depends on the perspective of the person reading it. For instance, you look at that word as a neutral and bland word. Whereas, I see it ...

    Feb 26, 2016
  • Poetry » Humor, General Re: You Pissed Me Off (A Roast Fest)

    Oh haha!

    Feb 18, 2016
  • Poetry » Humor, General Re: You Pissed Me Off (A Roast Fest)

    Bro, nice roast. But I should probably inform you, that I am a dude. Thanks for the feedback, though! Maybe you can master the art of trashing someone with literary ...

    Feb 10, 2016
  • Poetry » Humor, General Re: You Pissed Me Off (A Roast Fest)

    Thanks. Glad to know someone understands colonoscopy. Some are too inferior to understand

    Jan 14, 2016
  • Poetry » Realistic, Lyrical Re: I Wanna Know Who I Am and Who I Need

    Awesome. It's great to meet someone who has yet to find out who they are. Sometimes I find it hard to relate to people with my disastrous demeanor. Thank you ...

    Dec 23, 2015


Poetry is my cheap means of transportation. By the end of the poem the reader should be in a different place from where he started. I would like him to be slightly disoriented at the end, like I drove him outside of town at night and dropped him off in a cornfield.
— Billy Collins