So this is amazing. I really enjoyed it, and the writing style. But I've seen so many negative comments on posts today, so instead of making people happy, I'm going to confuse them.
1. Food Vs Drink
In the English language, you can drink a drink but you don't food a food.
- me and apparently quite a few other people on the internet
2. Living Room
Can you die in a living room? Has anyone ever died in a living room? It would be the most ironic death to have. If somebody dies in a living room, is it still a living room?
3. Multi universe Theory
If the multi-universe theory is true, is there a universe where it isn't?
4. Fly
If a fly losses its wings is it now a walk?
5. Lightning McQueen
Would Lightning McQueen get car insurance or life insurance?
6. Pinocchio
What would happen if Pinocchio said his nose was going to grow?
7. Rainday
If it rains on a Sunday does that mean that it's now Rainday?
8. Bedroom
When you buy a bigger bed you have more bed room but less bedroom.
9. Blind Dreams
Can a blind person see their dreams?
10. Cinderella
If her outfit was supposed to disappear at midnight, why did her shoe not go away too? Also if Cinderella's shoes fit perfectly to her feet, why did one fall off in the first place?
11. Moonwalking
If you moonwalk on the moon, are you just walking?
12. Cookies & Bacon
Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
13. Deaf Thoughts
If someone is born deaf, what language do they think in? Do they think in written words and pictures? Do they think in sign language?
14. Seaweed
If you were to smoke weed at sea, does that make it seaweed?
15. OMG
Would Jesus Christ say "oh my God" or "oh my dad"?
16. Race
If you were in a race by your self, would you finish in first or last?
17. Driving
Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?
18. Sweater
If you sweat in a sweater, does that make you the sweater?
19. Mars
When Mars becomes colonized, will anyone born there be considered a Martian?
20. Fetch
What if the dog brings the toy, ball, or stick back to you just because they think you enjoy throwing it and want to make you happy?
- me
21. Tomato
If tomatoes are really a fruit, is ketchup a jelly/jam?
22. Water
If humans are mostly water, does that mean that Earth is mostly human?
23. I'm Sorry
I'm sorry and I apologize have the exact same meaning unless you are at a funeral.
24. Building
Why is a building called a building if it's already built?
25. Apple Houses
If Apple were to make houses, would the houses have Windows?
26. God
Assuming the bible and Christianity are real, God created us but who created God? Did he create himself and if so how? Did somebody else create him and if so, does that mean that there really is more than one God but he's too egotistical to acknowledge this since he wants all attention on himself? And who would have made the God that made God? Did the big bang perhaps make God instead? If the big bang made God, is that a good enough thought/explanation to how the world was created, that would make both scientists and religious people happy and thus bringing upon peace between the two very different ways of thinking?
Also what if God stays in Heaven and doesn't interact with us as much anymore because he actually fears what he has created?
- Me and quite a few other people on the internet
27. Age-Old Question
If it was possible to eat all of yourself would you become twice as big or would you disappear?
- Pretty much everyone
28. "Dora The Explorer"
If Dora is an explorer, why does she only visit mapped areas?
29. Answers
If you replace the w with a t in what, where, when, you have an answer.
Points: 299
Reviews: 44
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