18607 Robleda Ct
San Diego, CA
Admittedly, I was surprised when my boss handed me your letter. And a pink sparkly envelope? Honestly Amanda, you haven't gotten any more mature since I left. It is truly humiliating to be sitting in a room full of cold-blooded assassins, and then I receive a sparkly pink letter, with a kiss to seal it. Ugh, no wonder you've gone through so many boyfriends.
Besides that, it's really no bother that you're trying to keep in touch. It's not against the rules, although it certainly does earn me some weird looks. But geez Mandy, that picture of me is awful. I'm going to burn it. To be honest, I don't even remember taking that picture! And I do NOT look adorable.
I suppose I miss you as well. The people here are dreadfully serious all the time, which I guess makes sense if you consider our job. But I could really use your uncontrollable witch laugh right now, because I fear the silence is driving me psychotic. I never realized how much you being a chatter box kept me sane until I left.
I'm so sorry to hear that you've lost some friends, and although I also apologize about your breakup with Derin, he really was a total fleabag. I did tell you I thought he was awful. But it's good that you and that Analise girl still get along--she'll keep you in line while I'm gone. Or at least I hope so, I've only actually met the girl once.
Thank you for the updates on your life, it's a relief to hear that you're doing well. I got a bit anxious having not heard from you for almost a year. And as much as I hate to say it...I agree. I guess I miss your company. And your annoying voice. But I don't mind hearing your highschool drama. It's a nice splash of normal after a day of forgetting any morals and ridding awful people from this Earth.
I promise you Amanda, the exact moment this mission is complete, I am going to book a flight home and we're going to eat so much junk food that we're going to explode. Just like you seem to enjoy doing with your other friends. And now I'm sort of interested to hear your excuses for why I'm not around there anymore...