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"They're at Costco, ah sweet. I have to get my ass to Costco!" Jack proclaimed.
Three pairs of eyes looked over to Jack as he hopped off the bench and strolled away.
"Jack come back! It's thirty minutes away. You probably wouldn't even make it to Costco. You have no car, no endurance, and I think money, which you have none of, is kind of important." Annie called after him.
"Yeah, but it's worth it for the some free samples."
Landon chimed in. "Costco's free sample are the only reason it's worth going there."
"Costco has amazing deals and everything in bulk," Kirk gushed.
Jason cheered, "yeah, Kirk Birk, way to list the positives!"
Landon recollected dreamily, "also...I see some wonderfully interesting people. There was this one shopper who had stunning red lipstick, wore 4 high heels, and had the most delicious, beautiful voice."
Kirk inquired, "delicious like warm milk pouring on some sexy shoulder blades or rich chocolate delicious?"
"Warm milk pouring on some sexy shoulder blades."
"Ooooh, I understand."
"Usually I see people wear pajamas. it's usually old people though," Annie commented.
Jackson perked up at a thought. "Hey, you know when we get old do you think it would be okay if I just wear pajamas anywhere?"
"I guess, there just comes a point in your life where you don't give a shit anymore."
"I don't give a shit too, so does that mean that I can go around in my pajamas?"
Kirk raised an eyebrow. Cheeks grew pink. "What pajamas? I you slept stark naked?'
"So, my pajamas can be my birthday suit right?'
"No...that would be pushing it."
"Wait, how do you know he sleeps stark naked?" Landon inquired.
"I uh...he told me," Kirk said, cheeks from a pink to a red.