Congratulations on choosing to live life as a girl!
Please be sure to turn your freedom in at the entrance.
Your uniform will be anything that will give off the impression
that you are a shapeless blob.
Because we don’t want any boys not thinking or losing control due to what you wear,
even if they are considered the more rational sex
Remember to be yourself! But don’t be too feminine
because people won’t take you seriously.
But engaging in masculine activity is always encouraged.
Hooray for boy stuff!
Make friends with boys but validate your friendship by stating that you’re “not like other girls”.
You are the “special snowflake” breed of girl that thinks and acts like a boy;
because thinking and acting like a girl is wrong.
So basically think like a boy; look like a girl.
Because nobody cares about your silly little girl brain!
But your looks, my fortunate fellow female, are on display.
It’s your responsibility to look your best and to remind boys
that you are supernaturally flawless.
Because if a boy is happy with how you look, so are you!
But always refer to rule number one.
You don’t want a boy going crazy on you because you look pretty
If you have any questions, complaints, or concerns,
please hesitate to ask.
Rules are rules, and a girl is supposed to follow them.
If you try and speak up, everyone will get annoyed with your thinking
and questioning of society.
And we wouldn’t want that, would we?