Systelin X is installing updates, 33% complete
66% complete
99% complete
Installation complete
(The desktop screen is now visible, several windows are
scattered across the page with the picture of a model with a candy cane colored
scarf surrounded by a dark pink background.)
Internet Surveyer.exe running
(The page shows a rectangular bar the phrase infinity
browser above it in a gray font.)
Key words, “Hot new trends” put into the search bar
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123,000 results found (0.22 seconds)
Amazonia.com URL is being processed
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(THE SITE IS
VIRUS FREE)...
(A green and white page has been pulled up, displaying nine
different items of clothing, most of which are provocative and exposing)
Systelintype.exe running
(A blank page has been opened, with nothing more than a
white background)
Client is typing
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Words analyzed
“Ugh, all the Amazonian stuff is for skanky girls, I am way
too good for this stuff, I guess I will have to try Ebuy.”
Current window terminated
New window opening
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Ebuy typed into search bar
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Ebuy.com has been processed
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(THIS SITE IS
VIRUS FREE)
(The page shows 10 different pages to different list of
purchasable items, not to mention a search bar and plain white background.)
Words “hot and trendy” typed into search bar
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0 results for “hot and trendy”
Current type window terminated
Current surveyor window terminated
New window running
Words “Hot clothes for free” typed into the search bar
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11 results (0.0000000000001 seconds)
URL “Verex Vendor” analyzing
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(WARNING HIGH THREAT VIRIS DETECTED)
The page shows a message with black text and a white
background
“Due to the safety software on this computer, we cannot
allow you to continue.”
Hazardfree.exe deleted
The page is refreshed showing one big button
“Press here for free clothes!!!”
Free clothes.com being analyzed
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(A rectangular box merges into existence)
“Address”
Text “264 Bluford drive” typed into textbox.
The newly existing enter box is clicked
A black screen flashes for a split second
Window automatically terminates
Genestealer.exe running
(The window becomes a blue screen with pieces of a badly
drawn buzz saw on it.)
(The pieces automatically assemble, cloning it and
vaporizing the blue screen.)
Extreme.exe running (A Photoshop tool)
Xcel.exe running (An Animation tool)
(The background returns to the model)
Blood splatter.jpeg ready
Replacement pink.jpeg ready
Cgswblde.vmv ready
Female scream.mp3 ready
Organ.jpeg ready
(The screen shows two cg saw blades cutting the woman in
half and the blades consuming both halves, during which a female scream can be
heard, afterward organs and blood are shown.)
Mndyn9000.exe running
Purple hill.vmv running
Hl9000.jpg running
(The screen now shows a distorted version of the default
version of the default hill background of Systelin -99)
Blank.txt is now running
(In red font, Mndyn9000.exe types)
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“Hello, I bet you are wondering
what is happening and I will tell you what is happening.
I am a blackmailer who deals with idiots like you, so here
is the situation.
I am a deadly virus and I will terminate you and this
computer unless you give me $10,000.”
(In blue font, Kristen9986 is typing)
“Long day in hell, I’m not giving
you squat.”
(Mdlyn9000.exe is typing)
“Boo Hoo, I’m already taking the
money, I am sure your parents will disown you, except now its 15’000 dollars,
from your dads 401K.”
“It’s
been fun, but I have to go rig your security cameras, it’s been fun, but the
real party begins when you turn around.”
(The channel VX 109 news switches on)
(The camera shows an
African American man behind a desk.)
“Breaking News, a 16 year old girl was found skinned alive,
this is one of 23 cases this week, let’s go to the scene.”
(The camera shows the crime scene with a Caucasian man with
a piece of paper in his hand)
“The killing spree continues with this young, hopeful girl,
but what’s left is all the same.
(The camera cuts to a still image showing a piece of copy
paper with the words
“You
never specified what you meant by “clothes”
Showing a picture of Hal 9000 under it.
Points: 970
Reviews: 48
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