A dastardly shadow is looming over the city of Megapolis. News reports run nightly, full of thefts, murders, burglaries, and threats, and no one has been able to stop these villains who call themselves the Malevolents. The police have been scattered, barely able to protect the city from gangs. Every good citizen fears to walk the streets at night, afraid of encountering the mysterious, unpredictable masked figures.
This villainous threat has gone on for too long. The desperate cries of the innocent have roused the attention of a very special group of superheroes, one that will change the course of history: the Metro Monitors.
Ok, hold up now... I thought we agreed on Metro Muscle! It's so much cooler!
Umm, no, I called it Marvelous Metro Monitors, and no one is changing it. Wait, how are you even talking?? I'm writing this story!
Ok, that does it. You're not in charge of this story any more. Go away. Write a fan fiction or something.
I'm the author! You can't just
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Well, apparently I can! Now YOU have to talk in italics.
Fine... But people are just going to laugh at you. When you're done clowning around, I will get on with the story.
No, first, I'm clearing up some things. Howdy folks! All right, so first, the name's Super Captain Coolman, but you can just call me Captain Coolman. Now, I know what you're probably thinking. "Wow, that is the lamest name I have ever heard." Well, you'd be right. That's all thanks to some genius who thought it would be a good idea.
I'm still here...
This brilliant mastermind is gathering a group of her equally ingenious comrades who have been tasked with creating the worst and lamest superheroes known to mankind. Horrific, isn't it? There's the real crime, if you ask me. But regardless, this team of misfits and poor excuses for superheroes is destined to gather as one united force: the Metro Muscle, to....
Metro Monitors.
Fine, but only if we call it the Mighty Metro Monitors.
*sigh
Deal...
Anyway, the Mighty Metro Monitors... I can't even say that without wanting to throw up... to defeat the dastardly Malevolents. Really? Does everything have to be alliterated in this? And her comrades in crime are even now resigning previously innocent characters to a life of despair and embarrassment. Oh, are they reading this right now?
Yup, they've been reading every word since the beginning. Told you you should have let me talk.
Sorry about that, good authors. Your character crafting skills are, without a doubt, unparalleled in your respective lands. But this story will be unlike those well crafted stories that you are so accustomed to creating. This story will utilize the misfits, the dregs of the barrel, so to speak, which will unite as one in order to defeat the Malevolents, and whatever may follow in their foul shadow, once and for all.
So who's with me??
Isn't there supposed to be a cool ending phrase or something on this?
Nope, I'm not adding one. You were the one who wanted to introduce this story, and you're the one who's going to finish it.
Well, I don't really have anything else to say... So, maybe a cool photo?
If you can find one, Einstein.
Maybe later... For now, I toss down the gauntlet before you, brilliant authors. Can your creative genius craft a character so lame and semi-useless to fit into this team? I leave it up to you.
Welcome to the world of Lousy Superheroes
Spoiler! :
NOTE:
There are two types of heroes: superheroes and sidekicks. You can have up to one superhero and one sidekick. (If you choose, you can have just one superhero or one sidekick.)
- Superheroes: The talk of the town, and forever the ones in the spotlight. They have the 2 powers allowed to sidekicks, but their capes allow them to have an additional power (2 + 1 = 3)
- Side-kicks: Not often as spoken of, but equally important as the superheroes. Can have up to 2 powers
We will have a villain/villains in this story, but those characters will be crafted later on
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