Fortunately a lizard and a human fell in love with each other, and united lizards and humans so they both thought the other species was awesome.
We'reallalittle weird. Andlife's a littleweird. Andwhen wefindsomeonewhoseweirdnessis compatiblewithours, we joinupwith them and fallin mutual weirdnessand callit love.
Unfortunately- they had kids(I know it sounds like a happy occasion- but think about it: Humans are mammals, Lizards are hatching from eggs- that's problematic. Plus the kids were as ugly as hell)
'I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.' -Stephen G. Tallentyre
"Great minds think alike- idiots are unpredictable"
Fortunately a fairy godmother showed up and gave them a potion to drink which made them all look like supermodels. Shrek style.
We'reallalittle weird. Andlife's a littleweird. Andwhen wefindsomeonewhoseweirdnessis compatiblewithours, we joinupwith them and fallin mutual weirdnessand callit love.
You'd better wise up, Pony... you get tough like me and you don't get hurt. You look out for yourself and nothing can touch you, man. — Dallas Winston, The Outsiders