Unfortunately; Fortunately

Fotunately he pooped them out.

Unfortunately, they fell into the White Witch's castle.

^ Or was it the Snow Queen?

Fortunately, the lion saved them by sending a missile box* into the room the witch was in.

(A missile box is a box with a special room that can last the effects of a nuclear missile. The witch went inside the missile box and was nuked)

Unfortunately, the lion was actually a double agent who wanted to kill them all.

Fortunately, everybody had forgotten about the Faun, Mr Tumnus, who was a good guy.

Spoiler

Chirantha wrote:Unfortunately, the person who created Narnia was killed by the "Uranium composite fusion bomb"

Cramerx wrote:fortunately; They were brought back by the lion

Well I just wanted to say that the lion was the one who created Narnia....but oh well.

That last one seemed a little...out of place....or am I the only one who thinks so? And why would that be fortunate if he was a good guy? Maybe I'm just crazy, but it doesn't seem like that made sense. Please inform me if I'm wrong and tell me what I'm missing!

unfortunately, there is now a person in possetion of uranium in the world now. A very evil person and he killed Mr.Tumnus. so we all go bye bye

Fortunately, 'all go bye bye' is actually code word for 'teleport to the Grand Dimension'.

Unfortunately since I haven't been here for the last 10 posts I'm deciding that an evil cell phone is going to electrocute everyone in 3... 2... 1...

Fortunately, it didn't work.

Unfortunately, polinkacreations came along and fixed it. *Countdown restored*

Unfortunately a large bottle of white-out blotted out the world and parts of it were lost, including the evil cell phone.

Fortunately, I farted, which stopped the whole countdown clock of doom.

Unfortunately, it gave out such a bad smell (-_-") that the countdown clock of doom started up again.