Fortunately a lizard and a human fell in love with each other, and united lizards and humans so they both thought the other species was awesome.
We'reallalittle weird. Andlife's a littleweird. Andwhen wefindsomeonewhoseweirdnessis compatiblewithours, we joinupwith them and fallin mutual weirdnessand callit love.
Unfortunately- they had kids(I know it sounds like a happy occasion- but think about it: Humans are mammals, Lizards are hatching from eggs- that's problematic. Plus the kids were as ugly as hell)
'I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.' -Stephen G. Tallentyre
"Great minds think alike- idiots are unpredictable"
Fortunately a fairy godmother showed up and gave them a potion to drink which made them all look like supermodels. Shrek style.
We'reallalittle weird. Andlife's a littleweird. Andwhen wefindsomeonewhoseweirdnessis compatiblewithours, we joinupwith them and fallin mutual weirdnessand callit love.