Unfortunately; Fortunately

unfortunately it turns her into a zombie.

Fortunately they still listen to her and no longer desire her flesh.

Unfortunately, they eat Time (whoever that is, I really don't know, but I thought he should be eaten.)

Fortunately, they also eat charcoalspacewolfman.

Unfortunately, Monki is leading them on a wild rampage to eat all of YWS!

Fortunately, the zombies have suddenly decided to be vegetarians and thus do not eat anything but plants.

Unfortunately, that means that they won't eat the users. They will still eats the forums, ect.

Fortunately, they turn vegan and can't eat anything user-related.

Unfortunately, zombies can't tell if it's user-related or not.

Fortunately Nate tells them.

Unfortunately, they eat him anyway because they're hormonally imbalanced.

Fortunately, breaking their vegan diet brings the Vegan Police down on them, turning them into little piles of shiny money. Scott Pilgrim, anyone?

Unfortunatley a giant kvicka starts eating all of YWS.

Fortunately, nobody knows what a 'kvicka' is, so they ignore it.

Unfortunately that means that it is unimpeded as consumes the storybook forums. It has already eaten all the literary forums.