Corrupt a Wish [3]

granted but now the original one is locked now

I wish that my parents would not be so tese on me sometimes

Pixie, when you corrupt a wish, go ahead and make a wish in the same post like we do.

Granted, but now they be tease on your neighbor, who, in turn, be tease on you.

I wish that I had all the YWS badges twice over!

granted but you never get any more points for reviewing.

I wish i would get a good mark on that math test i took last tuesday which hasn't come back yet, i'm excited to tell my teacher/friend who happens to be my class teacher but shes awesome so it's cool (yeah big description) what mark i got!

Granted but now you failed all of your other tests.

I wish I knew who Artychoke was.

Granted, but he's a murderer who kills you.

I wish I had cupcakes and ice cream!

Granted, but they're murders and they kill you! XD

I wish I could kill ArtyChoke.

Granted, but he haunts you forever now!

I wish... that that smiley didn't look so creepy!

Granted; but every other smiley suddenly looks incredibly scary.

I wish I had a marshmallow.

Granted, but it's an exploding marshmallow and you have to clean up, and you only get one!

I wish that I win a medal on sports day this Friday! and that my class teacher is in the teachers race so I can cheer her on!

Granted but the medal is made of really cheap metal and it turns your neck green. And your teacher is in the teachers race but when she wins the race, she's inspired to quit teaching and become an Olympic runner and give up teaching forever.

I wish I had a bag of non-explosive Doritos.

Granted. They're implosive.

I wish I was the walrus.

Granted, but a shark eats you!

I wish that I would never have to leave school because it's been too good lately!

Granted; but everyone else leaves and you end up being the only 50 year old in your 9th (?) year.

I wish I had a date to the dance tomorrow.

Granted, but he's a vampire and then wolves attack you both and kill everyone at the dance!

I wish I could go to bed!