Corrupt a Wish [3]

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Granted.

Call no man happy until he is dead.


Now you are dead.

I wish ToritheMonster wasn't dead.
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Granted. Now I'm dead.

I wish I wasn't dead.
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Granted, but your a zombie who's limbs fall off every 5 seconds!

I wish That camping followed by the pic-nic we're gonna have for our teacher's birthday will all be fun as well as the wweekend school trip in may and my vacation to Disney Land Paris in summer!
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Granted. It will be fun for me and my zombie friends. Not so fun for you(its what you get for what you did).
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I wish I wasn't a zombie.
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Aww. I died.

Granted; but now you're a vampire.The nasty sparkly fairy kind.

I wish this plane would bloody MOVE.
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*hey! I gave my life to bring you back to life.*
Granted, but in midair it gets hijacked by nasty sparkly fairy vampires. Yum.

I wish I wasn't a nasty sparkly fairy vampire.
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Um......zombies are undead. So saying "you're not dead, but you're a zombie......." *sigh* nevermind.

Granted, but now the nasty sparkly fairy vampires all hate you, and want to eat you alive.

I wish I didn't need sleep.
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Granted, but now you have a lot more time on your hands and constantly get bored!

I wish we didn't have as much homework for holidays!
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Granted. You all get into an accident and die, so you don't have to do the homework.

I wish all the nasty sparkly fairy vampires were after animekaratepup instead of me.
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Granted, but the authorities stop the vampires by killing them and trace the entire thing to that wish and you get arrested (thats what you get for putting me in an accident!)

I wish these next few days pass by quick so I could finally go on that camping trip!
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Granted, but a bear mauls you while you're on your camping trip.

I wish I was a wizard with a pointy hat and a cool midnight blue cloak and a stainless steel wizarding staff!
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Granted, but your apprentice accidentally mixes too much rosemary into a special potion, turning you into a blue pig with a pointy hat and a cool midnight blue cloak and a stainless steel wizarding staff. :D

I wish I could quote movies perfectly, every time I tried.
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Granted but the only words you will speak for the rest of yourlife will be movie quotes

I wish that my crush would lovee me back :3 and we would spend the rest of our lives together, happy :)
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Granted, but the rest of your life is only 5 seconds long

i wish i had internet no matter where I go!
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Jenthura: That's totally awesome; it's just what I wanted!

Anyhoo, your wish is granted, but you can only access the internet with one of the first computers. You know, the ones that are so huge they fill an entire room.

I wish I had a cattle prod.
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For a short space of time I remained at the window watching the pallid lightnings that played above Mont Blanc and listening to the rushing of the Arve, which pursued its noise way beneath. The same lulling sounds acted as a lullaby to my too keen sensations; when I placed my head upon my pillow, sleep crept over me; I felt it as it came and blessed the giver of oblivion.
— Mary Shelley, Frankenstein