Corrupt a Wish [3]

Granted, but you can't fall asleep.

I wish I was the eggman.

Granted; a big blob comes out and eats you because it happens to like eggmen.

I wish that I knew the answers to the Global test today and that NOTHING BAD WOULD HAPPEN!

Granted but the world would be thrown into anarchy forever after today, and you fail any other test you ever take!

I wish this headache would dissappear from my body! forever!

Granted; your head is gone as well.

I wish that I could find a topic to write on.

Granted, but no one likes it!

I wish (more like hope) that I won't be the only student to attend a phasilitator's wedding (she works in our class and invited all of us to her wedding)

Granted but they're only there for a minute.

I wish I had more time.

Granted, but you run out of thyme.

I wish I had more thyme.

Granted, but you have so much thyme that it suffocates you, therefore, you are DEAD.

I wish that you would corrupt this wish

Granted, but it is a terrible corruption.

I wish I had a watermelon.

granted but it explodes in your face!

I wish this cold would go away, leaving my body intact and me in perfect health (I'd like to see you all corrupt this one )

Granted, but your soul now feels cold.

I wish I could install that.

granted but your computer broke

I wish i can finish my assignment

Granted, but you lose it.

I wish my computer wasn't broken

Granted, but your internet is broken now!

I wish that I would have the best easter holidays ever!!

Granted; but your Summer holiday is awful.


I wish that I could be happy.