Corrupt a Wish 2

You do cross? Cool! *Smiles and then realizes that she's supposed to be corrupting the wish.* Now you have to do it in muddy shoes and jean shorts and a prom dress with long sleaves. Have fun with that.

I wish i had a chochalate fudge sundae right now.

Granted; it tastes like eggs.

I wish I could finish these assignments already.

Granted; the assignments then come back and finish you.

I wish my school didn't have such a strict dress code.

Granted; you now have very hipster school uniforms.

I wish I could finish learning this song before tomorrow.

Granted, but they are very delicate. You crush them by riding them. Soon they are extinct.

I wish for this wish to be cruelly corrupted.

Granted. But it's not. Wait, what?

I wish that... this pirate smiley had a parrot on its shoulder.

Granted; it just flew away when you blinked.

I wish I didn't have to drive so far for my student teaching.

Granted: now they live with you.

I wish that people liked Chamomile tea more.

Granted; now it's all used up.

I wish I had gotten a better score on my exam.

Granted, but you had to study for over 9,000 hours.

I wish that the pigeon outside my window would shut up. =.=

Granted; it just blew up on your windowpane.

I wish a certain shade of night would stop being so lame.

Granted. Now that particular shade of night's lameness has been infused into me.

Gosh, I wish I wasn't so lame.

Granted; now your lameness has infected m--

Dangit. -.-

I wish I was cool like Nightshade.

Granted; now you are constantly mauled by women (causing severe damage)
I wish I had candy.

Granted(I'm sure you are already), but you are cooler than Nightshade and you are so cool you became uncool.

I wish Australia wouln'd have so many natural disasters because the price of food keeps rising.