Corrupt a Wish 2

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MadHatter
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:56 pm
MadHatter says... · Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:56 pm
Granted, now they're worse.

I wish I could write a decent song.
Voldemort: You kids! If I ever find out who's calling I will tell the wizard law and you will go to wizard jail and then I'll kill you!

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Adnamarine
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Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:17 pm
Adnamarine says... · Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:17 pm
Granted, but then you lose it... somehow that you can't get it back...

I wish that I could play guitar
"Half the time the poem writes me." ~Meshugenah




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Memento Mori
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Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:49 pm
Memento Mori says... · Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:49 pm
Granted, but you play so horribly that every time you play the guitar, somebody hits you on the head.

I wish I could dominate the world.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, pee in it, and serve it to the people who piss you off. Outdo yourself. ^^




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MidnightVampire
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:16 am
MidnightVampire says... · Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:16 am
Um... Granted? Except that you become power hungry and you're killed by the person you love.

I wish my nightmares weren't getting worse...*Thanks Madhatter it actually started happening*
I realized that I said I'd be gone for only two weeks...but I was gone for much longer.I hope to stay on this time. :)




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Veerocious
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:11 am
Veerocious says... · Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:11 am
Granted, but now you're dreams are too happy that you're freaked out...

I wish that I have a personality disorder...
"Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?" - Author Unknown




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Adnamarine
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:15 pm
Adnamarine says... · Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:15 pm
Granted, but then you get so depresse about having one that you kill yourself.

I wish that I already had my Young Writers Literary Journal
"Half the time the poem writes me." ~Meshugenah




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Veerocious
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:40 pm
Veerocious says... · Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:40 pm
Granted, but you lost it a few hours after

I wish I could get smaller feet
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bluecows
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:33 pm
bluecows says... · Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:33 pm
Granted, but now your feet are out of preportion and if you wear a heavy rucksack you fall over :D

I wish I was a genius
To see a world in a grain of sand and a heaven in a wild flower,
hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour. – William Blake

I was lying in bed, watching the stars and i thought, 'where the hell is the ceiling?' :wink:




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MidnightVampire
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:55 pm
MidnightVampire says... · Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:55 pm
Granted, but now everyone thinks your a freak and looks at you oddly.

I wish my dad's car wasn't cursed.
I realized that I said I'd be gone for only two weeks...but I was gone for much longer.I hope to stay on this time. :)




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MadHatter
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:32 pm
MadHatter says... · Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:32 pm
Granted but it blows up.

I wish my track coach would stop making us sprint the mile everday at practice (the practice I need to get to right now!!!!)
Voldemort: You kids! If I ever find out who's calling I will tell the wizard law and you will go to wizard jail and then I'll kill you!

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Firestar
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:34 pm
Firestar says... · Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:34 pm
Granted, now he makes you sprint two miles.

I wish I could write better.
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Confidence: the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.




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MidnightVampire
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:48 pm
MidnightVampire says... · Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:48 pm
Granted, but now all you can write about is how great you are *and I'm sorry, im sure your ego isn't that big.*

I wish I could finish part twelve in Family Tree
I realized that I said I'd be gone for only two weeks...but I was gone for much longer.I hope to stay on this time. :)




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thunder_dude7
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:11 pm
thunder_dude7 says... · Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:11 pm
Granted, but you lose parts 1-11.

I wish I had more constructive, kind reviews that help me become more famous then J.K. Rowling.




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enjeru
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:26 pm
enjeru says... · Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:26 pm
granted, but now you hate people who are kind to you.

i wish my ex-boyfriend would stop being a jerk to me.
"To look into the eyes of a wolf is to see your own soul."

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Firestar
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:29 pm
Firestar says... · Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:29 pm
Granted, but now your boyfriend is being a jerk to you.
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Confidence: the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.



I don't do time.
— Liberty