Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted, but everyone else will hate you for having it so easy. (Is that still technically a good life if everyone hates you...?)

I wish I would stop procrastinating and do my homework so I don't have to do it on Easter.

Granted, but now you're all alone with no one to hang out with because everybody's doing their homework

I wish I could have my own laptop

Granted, but it won't power up no matter what anyone does to it.

I wish that the clock reads 2:00 instead of 3:50.

Granted, but all the watches and clocks disappeared so you'll never know whether its 2 or 3:50

I wish that I could stop being lazy

Granted, but now you are always doing stuff-you never rest.

I wish that it was April 14th.

Granted, It's April 14th, 1936.

I wish I had better stamina.

Granted but you can't do anything because in gaining more stamina you lose all your limbs.

I wish I could get on YWS more.

granted, but you get so bored with it (because no one posts anything new) that you wish you couldn't get on YWS more

I wish that life wasn't so confusing

Granted, but now its boringly simple

I wish I were prettier

Granted, but now you're so pretty that every one hates your guts and no one (not even your family) ever talks to you again-until you get in a car crash that ruins your beauty and then everyone loves you again.

I wish the guy that I LOVE knew that I loved him and that he would suddenly become obsessively in love with me and we'd be together forever (and that I would be happy).

Granted, but the guys obsessive love only lasts for a short time and he gets very depressed, and because he can't leave you he hates you.

I wish the CD war would stop.

Granted, but now the government has banned CD's so that there will never be anymore CD wars.

I wish that school was more interesting.

Granted, but it's only more interesting for the teachers. Not the students.

I wish that every wish would come true, except for bad ones.

Granted, but the decision of which ones are bad and which ones are good are made by some gullible idiot and we told him that it was opposite day. So he said that all of the good ones were bad, and all of the bad ones were good.

I wish that there was no down sides to any of my wishes everythime I wish for something.

Granted, but none of your wishes take effect.

I wish for a piece of paper.