Corrupt a Wish 2

granted but then it burns and you die.

I wish I had a social life.

Granted, but then social places where people interact are gone.

I wish my aunt turns from snobby to cheery.

Granted but she keeps giving you huge sloppy kisses and knitting you bogey green jumpers.

I wish i could travel throught time.

Granted, but you don't know that you can only travel BACK in time not into the future so your stuck in the past forever.

I wish Spring Break would go on for another week. (Yes, tonight is the last night of Spring Break for me.)

Granted, but you die of bordom.

I wish I didn't have so much homework.

Granted, but now school lasts for twenty-three hours every day.

I wish I wasn't sick.

~JFW1415

Granted. You are now freezing to death.

I wish this computer's screen resolution was set to what it needs to be so it doesn't cut off part of the page.

Granted, but now you can't read anything.
*mine does that too.*

I wish I didn't have my stupid flag project to do.

Granted, but now you have to do everyone elses flag projects.

I wish that I knew what I wanted to wish for.

Granted, but now you are so caught up in making wishes you never make any of them come true.

I wish my dad wasn't fighting for custody.

~JFW1415

*I'm really sorry*
Granted, but he dies the next day.

I wish I wasn't way behind in NaPo

Granted, but you'll be behind for every year to follow.

I wish I could stop having such horrible nightmares.

Granted, but your nightmares come true.

I wish my boyfriend was here.

Granted, but your mom kicks him out as soon as he comes.

I wish my dad didn't think I was dating Tristan.

Granted but you already are married to him.


I wish I could go to Europe.