Corrupt a Wish

Granted. Your internet is admirably fast now, but your computer revolts, and then fries, with an electric 'zzzzzzap!!'.

I wish I could travel the world.

Granted, but the alpaca loses your luggage.

I wish my hands weren't cold

Granted. They're on fire.

I wish he was going to nationals with me.

Granted, but the bus breaks down and you never make it to nationals.
(maybe not such a corruption after all, but now "serendipity a wish"... sorry, off topic)

I wish that I could waltz

(Actually, that'd be pretty sweet.
... and we're not taking a bus, we're flying. )

Granted, but you can't walk, or do any other sort of dance. You can only waltz.

I wish I was more motivated to actually write.

(now that would be pretty sweet; both motivation to write and only being able to waltz)

Wish granted, but you can only write sappy, melodramatic angst.

I wish I could harness the mental power that I know I have, and make my notebook fly across the room.

Granted, but you can't make it stop flying around the room.

I wish I could find my copy of DDR Extreme 2.

Granted, but someone has stepped on it and it broke. :[

I wish the Boy would ask me out on another date already.

Granted, you accept the date and it goes horribly wrong.

I wish I had another episode of L&O:SVU to watch.

Granted, but it's an old episode.

I wish I had Windows Vista.

I'm not sure what that is...but I think it's a computer thing SO...Granted, but then your computer explodes from over usage. sorry.

*I wish my pants had never of ripped. EVER. Nor any of my other articles of clothing.*

Granted, but you can't find them so it really doesn't matter. 0_0

I wish I had another week of spring break.

Granted but then you get an extra week of school.

I wish I had tickets to see Linkin Park

Granted u get to see him in a theatre...


I wish we could live on venus.

Granted. You die from lack of sufficient oxygen.

I wish that my writer's block would disappear.

Dunno if someone has done that before...