Corrupt a Wish

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Aet Lindling
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:35 am
Aet Lindling says... · Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:35 am
Granted, they come flying at you so fast you get cut and die.

I wish the bruise on my head from the whap would heal, she was the one who suggested they "do" themselves.
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:35 am
chocolatechipmuffin says... · Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:35 am
Granted. Their new air-mail service sends your movies flying through the window, one of them breaks your nose, another crashes into your mother's prized ceramic [vase, pot...], which she blames you for.

I wish I had a horse.
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:36 am
Aet Lindling says... · Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:36 am
Granted, but it breaks a leg and is euthanized.

I wish the same thing i did above.
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get out as early as you can
and don’t have any kids yourself.

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Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:37 am
Sumi H. Inkblot says... · Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:37 am
Granted. Your horse is named 'Ed' and chatters through the entire night, sticks its head in your bedroom window and continues to rant.

I wish I had some source for the Juuni Kokki music...
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:39 am
Aet Lindling says... · Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:39 am
Granted, but it turns out to be magic that kills you.

I wish above!!! *growing impatient*
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:42 am
Sumi H. Inkblot says... · Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:42 am
Granted. It heals and I whap you again! Perv! You know what I meant!

I wish that people didn't judge on appearances.
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:00 am
Aet Lindling says... · Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:00 am
Granted. Thus, it's proven it was only your own fault for not seeing past what the dishes "could" do... :lol:

I wish I could go to Disneyland again, without the lines, heat of CA, and infinite tickets for Star Tours!
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:08 am
Sumi H. Inkblot says... · Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:08 am
Granted. You have a miserable time, because every Disney princess swoops down on you and Big Bird who is present for some reason insists on getting you to sing "It's a small world" with him.

I wish I could meet J.K. Rowling
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:13 am
Aet Lindling says... · Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:13 am
Granted, but all you can do is gape and stutter about how much a fan you are. She smiles politely, signs Deathly Hallows, and moves on to the next person. Also, I WOULDN'T CARE! I'D GLADLY SING IT FOR INFINITE STAR TOURS!!!

I wish I never had to go to the bathroom. My bladder doesn't explode or anything like that, and I'm not addicted to going to the bathroom.
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:15 am
Sumi H. Inkblot says... · Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:15 am
Granted. You now throw up every liquid you intake and people think you have an eating disorder. :lol:

I wish it would snow....
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:31 am
Aet Lindling says... · Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:31 am
Granted. Now it is snowing, although I think it was already. (No, really. :lol:) Thanks for the snow!

I wish we would have 3-foot high snowdrifts, like there were on St. Valentines Day. (Best... S.V.D.... present... EVER!)
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:32 am
Sumi H. Inkblot says... · Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:32 am
Granted! I can't find a way to make that bad. SNOW IS THE BEST!

:p
er.......
I wish that my little sister would shut up.
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:35 am
Aet Lindling says... · Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:35 am
Granted. However she did that, no one can jump "up" anymore. Airplanes are grounded, and birds die. Nice going, doofus. :lol:

I wish I had infinite wishes.
man hands on misery to man
it deepens like a coastal shelf
get out as early as you can
and don’t have any kids yourself.

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Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:38 am
Sumi H. Inkblot says... · Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:38 am
Your wish is granted. You immediately kill yourself out of a stupid wish to make fun of a certain Baroness...

I wish that the kitchen floor was a lovely oak, not tile...
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:40 am
Ani May Queen says... · Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:40 am
Granted, but it was made of magic trees that come to life and eat everyone in the house.

I wish I didn't get distracted so easily.
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