Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but so many people want your works, they are so good, you grow depressed and commit suicide.

I wish I could stretch indefinitely, like Reed Richards, Mr. Fantastic, or Helen Parr, Elastigirl.

Granted but you stretch a muscle indeinitely and it hurt like hell forever.

I wish my Webpage creator would work right

Granted but now your computer doesn't work.

I wish I could go see Wicked again.

Granted, but Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth sound like a pair of crows through the entire show :p

I wish that I had a yummy, delicious, scrumptious, fresh-out-of-the-store CAKE DONUT!
((I love the music to that! ))

Granted. But now you've lost your appetite.


I wish we didn't have so many mirrors in the house!

((That'll never happen with donuts with me. ))

Granted, but now your house is filled with vampires and you can't tell who is normal and who is not! :bwahahhahaha!:

I wish my daydreams would come true!

Granted, but you only dream about getting sick.

I wish that I could finish my book and get it published!

Granted, but it gets bad reviews and is banned from most libraries and bookstores. Sorry

I wish that I could meet the folks from the comic strip Foxtrot!

Granted. But when you arrive the folks catch cold and you're forced to stay away from them, forever!


I wish I wasn't so tired!

Granted, but now you are in Hammie mode and talk backwards!

I wish my pinkie was healed so I could play my instruments!

Granted but now your instuments broke and sound terrible not to mention you break your thumb.



I wish that i could get my plot right and write an awesome mystery book!

Granted, but once you finish your book you realize it is the re-creation of the script for the movie Clue.


I wish that someone I was interested in was also interested in me, instead of getting attention from all these guys I'm not interested in.

Granted, but he(?) turns out to be a total psycho and tries to kill you ... ala Psycho.

I wish I hadn't procrastinated on these scholarship application essays.

Granted, but you aren't accepted!

(Whoa. I'm harsh at this game. )
I wish that my fuzzy pink slippers didn't smell bad, and that they smelled bRAND NEW!

Granted, but now all your other shoes smell terrible, so you have to wear your fuzzy pink slippers outside to avoid people complaining about the smell. Your slippers only last about two months in all weathers, and then you have no shoes.

I wish my guy friend who I don't like wasn't interested in me.