Corrupt a Wish

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Aet Lindling
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:40 am
Aet Lindling says... · Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:40 am
Granted, but so many people want your works, they are so good, you grow depressed and commit suicide.

I wish I could stretch indefinitely, like Reed Richards, Mr. Fantastic, or Helen Parr, Elastigirl.
man hands on misery to man
it deepens like a coastal shelf
get out as early as you can
and don’t have any kids yourself.

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Alteran
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:05 am
Alteran says... · Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:05 am
Granted but you stretch a muscle indeinitely and it hurt like hell forever.

I wish my Webpage creator would work right
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luna_the_shiekah
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:44 am
luna_the_shiekah says... · Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:44 am
Granted but now your computer doesn't work.

I wish I could go see Wicked again.
I cannot name this
I cannot explain this
and I really don't want to
just call me shameless.
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Sumi H. Inkblot
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 12:53 pm
Sumi H. Inkblot says... · Wed Feb 28, 2007 12:53 pm
Granted, but Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth sound like a pair of crows through the entire show :p

I wish that I had a yummy, delicious, scrumptious, fresh-out-of-the-store CAKE DONUT!
((I love the music to that! :D ))
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Myth
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:41 pm
Myth says... · Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:41 pm
Granted. But now you've lost your appetite.


I wish we didn't have so many mirrors in the house!
.: ₪ :.

'...'




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Sumi H. Inkblot
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:58 pm
Sumi H. Inkblot says... · Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:58 pm
((That'll never happen with donuts with me. :lol:))

Granted, but now your house is filled with vampires and you can't tell who is normal and who is not! :bwahahhahaha!:

I wish my daydreams would come true!
ohmeohmy




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inkdragon
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:23 pm
inkdragon says... · Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:23 pm
Granted, but you only dream about getting sick.

I wish that I could finish my book and get it published!
[Insert nifty quote here]




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Sumi H. Inkblot
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:50 pm
Sumi H. Inkblot says... · Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:50 pm
Granted, but it gets bad reviews and is banned from most libraries and bookstores. Sorry :(

I wish that I could meet the folks from the comic strip Foxtrot!
ohmeohmy




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Myth
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:37 pm
Myth says... · Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:37 pm
Granted. But when you arrive the folks catch cold and you're forced to stay away from them, forever!


I wish I wasn't so tired!
.: ₪ :.

'...'




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Sumi H. Inkblot
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:42 pm
Sumi H. Inkblot says... · Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:42 pm
Granted, but now you are in Hammie mode and talk backwards!

I wish my pinkie was healed so I could play my instruments!
ohmeohmy




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Wesley
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:23 pm
Wesley says... · Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:23 pm
Granted but now your instuments broke and sound terrible not to mention you break your thumb.



I wish that i could get my plot right and write an awesome mystery book!




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dittylicious
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:24 pm
dittylicious says... · Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:24 pm
Granted, but once you finish your book you realize it is the re-creation of the script for the movie Clue.


I wish that someone I was interested in was also interested in me, instead of getting attention from all these guys I'm not interested in.
~*~Ditty~*~

"When we choose between reality and madness/It's either sadness or euphoria." -Billy Joel

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Meep
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:59 pm
Meep says... · Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:59 pm
Granted, but he(?) turns out to be a total psycho and tries to kill you ... ala Psycho.

I wish I hadn't procrastinated on these scholarship application essays.
✖ I'm sick, you're tired. Let's dance.




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Sumi H. Inkblot
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:12 pm
Sumi H. Inkblot says... · Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:12 pm
Granted, but you aren't accepted!

(Whoa. I'm harsh at this game. :lol: )
I wish that my fuzzy pink slippers didn't smell bad, and that they smelled bRAND NEW!
ohmeohmy




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chocolatechipmuffin
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:03 am
chocolatechipmuffin says... · Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:03 am
Granted, but now all your other shoes smell terrible, so you have to wear your fuzzy pink slippers outside to avoid people complaining about the smell. Your slippers only last about two months in all weathers, and then you have no shoes.

I wish my guy friend who I don't like wasn't interested in me.
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