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Wed Aug 28, 2013 5:50 pm
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HighTop wrote:Granted, but you lose all feeling of hunger, and without it you don't eat and die of starvation.

I wish that I had a cat!


Granted! But then it soils the carpet and claws up the furniture.

I wish I had a beautiful black cat that was trained and no one tried to kill because they believe it was "bad luck". :')
  





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Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:11 pm
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Granted! But it crosses your path and you get bad luck and die.

I wish I had a million books.
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Thu Aug 29, 2013 1:35 am
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Granted, but they're all blank.

I wish I had perfect teeth!
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Fri Aug 30, 2013 2:52 am
shadowskullz says...



grandted but your breath smells so bad noone wants to come near you

i wish i could shape shift
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Fri Aug 30, 2013 2:12 pm
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Granted but then yo would not be able to shift back to human.

I wish I wasn't so shy.
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Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:18 pm
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Granted, but your new-found confidence attracts all the wrong type of people (e.g. @VeerenVKS).

I wish I had a potato for every day of the week, all color coded.
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Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:31 pm
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CowLogic wrote:Granted, but your new-found confidence attracts all the wrong type of people (e.g. @VeerenVKS).

I wish I had a potato for every day of the week, all color coded.


Granted, but each gives you a different disese.
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Fri Aug 30, 2013 5:21 pm
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I wish that last post came with a wish attached.
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Fri Aug 30, 2013 7:02 pm
Gardevite says...



Granted, but you're unable to corrupt it.

I wish that I had a cat!
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Sat Aug 31, 2013 1:34 am
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Granted, but your cat turns out to be your arch-nemesis. Your cat poison's your food and you die...

I wish that I could just sit down and write with no distractions...
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Sat Aug 31, 2013 4:56 am
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Granted but then you would be stuck writing forever.

I wish it wouldn't stop raining.
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Sun Sep 01, 2013 11:14 pm
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Granted but then there would be a flood.

I wish I could live inside my head.
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much" ~ Oscar Wilde

"Love is a serious mental disease" ~ Plato

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Granted, but you have a brain tumor...

I wish I could get valedictorian of my graduating class
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Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:09 am
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Granted! But you were the only one in the class...

I wish I could stop losing things!
We count the bad things in life because it's a number we can manage


We don't count the good things because the number would be too big for comprehension


If I had something to say...
I'd tell someone else.
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Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:08 pm
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Granted, but then you'd never find the important stuff. ^_^

I wish a wish that was so corrupted that it was incorruptible, and that it wasn't going to corrupted by making it so sweet and pure that nobody could corrupt it!

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Yeah, I have no idea what I just said, but hey, try and figure it out please?
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