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The Excuse Game



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Thu Jul 20, 2023 10:59 pm
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LuminescentAnt says...



Because I have a weird opposite mom who wants me to play video games all day.

Why were my keys not where I put them?
The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they are often not true.
- Abraham Lincoln

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Thu Jul 20, 2023 11:02 pm
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GengarIsBestBoy says...



Because a prankster ghost keeps moving them to a different spot each day

Why weren’t you at elf practice?
Even if I'm not who I'm supposed to be, I like who I am right now!

—Hunter, The Owl House

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Sun Jul 23, 2023 1:34 am
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Liminality says...



Because I've been scouted by a reindeer agency to do a reindeer internship instead.

Why did you miss the train?
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Sun Jul 23, 2023 1:41 am
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GengarIsBestBoy says...



Because trains are illegal now; now we use magical gryffins for transportation.

Why are you running?
Even if I'm not who I'm supposed to be, I like who I am right now!

—Hunter, The Owl House

[Gengar! :D they/she]
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Sun Jul 23, 2023 2:03 am
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OrabellaAvenue says...



Because I'm trying to escape a car barreling at me.

Why did you steal my favorite book?
"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."
~Dr. Seuss

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Sun Jul 23, 2023 2:47 am
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Liminality says...



Because I needed it to fulfill the ancient prophecy.

Why did you come in late for work?
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Mon Jul 24, 2023 12:04 pm
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alpacaboss says...



Because I was busy fighting with my capybara and my stuffed toys.

Why did you slam the door?
John 3:16; Joshua 1:9; 1 Timothy 4:12
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Mon Jul 24, 2023 3:12 pm
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LuminescentAnt says...



Because while I was holding onto the doorknob, I tripped on an armadillo.

Why did you steal my cupcake?
The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they are often not true.
- Abraham Lincoln

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Mon Jul 24, 2023 7:46 pm
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Liminality says...



Because I was ordered to by a unicorn.

Why did you cut in line?
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Mon Jul 24, 2023 9:07 pm
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WinnyWriter says...



Because, didn't you know? It's alien day here, and aliens get to go ahead in the lines. I happen to be an alien.

Why did you sneak out of your house last night?
  





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Mon Jul 24, 2023 9:14 pm
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Liminality says...



Because I needed to take my nocturnal dog, who no one knows I have, out for a walk.

Why did you eat the last biscuit?
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Mon Jul 24, 2023 11:25 pm
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foxmaster says...



Because it was actually magic, and if it fell Into the wrong hands, the world would explode.


Why did you destroy the library book?
  





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Tue Jul 25, 2023 1:55 am
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Liminality says...



Because it contained inactive nanomachines that, if activated, could destroy the whole library.

Why did you leave the door open?
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Wed Aug 02, 2023 12:56 am
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Kaia says...



Because I thought I was suffocating and needed some air.

Why are you always saying "no"?
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Sat Aug 12, 2023 10:53 pm
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Liminality says...



Because I know a lot of things :]

Why do you carry two backpacks at once?
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