What if...

I'd tell him that weed is reeeeally bad for him.

What if your mom had a face?

I'd look at her and say 'aaah!... I can't believe the devil returned you'

what if someone through needles in your eyes for lieing

I would just somp on them because they are like a foot tall. So He is not that smart of an sorcerer to cast that kind of spell. I bet I could do better.

What if you had to drink 10,000 bottles of water in 10 minutes, all by yourself?

I would turn myself into a sponge and then shoot all the water I had to drink back out at the person who made me drink it.

What if an army of m&ms showed up at your house and attacked you because they didn't like you eating them?

Eat them, duh.

What if you had to smile for the rest of your life, 24/7 365 days a year?

I'd paint my lips red and ask people "Why so serious?"

What if 2012 was the end of the world?

I would bad mouth all the people who hate me and live like a king the fate ones.

What if the earth was taken over by robots?

It isn't already? I'd invest in a tank and blow 'em to smithereens.

What if you woke up to find a bunch of teddy bears crawling all over your bed?

I would go back to sleep and figure it a bad dream or good night mare

What if people had no ego?

The world would either be a whole lot better, or a whole lot worse.

What if you were given a million dollars, but you had to spend it in 48 hours or it would disappear?

I would give it all to World Vision.

What if you woke up as a bat hanging upside-down in an aquarium?

I would get the heck out of there, unless of course I was a water-breathing bat, in which case I would acquaint myself with the resident fish, and maybe eat some.

What if you were EVIIIIIIIL?

I'll do the usual bad guy checklist:

1. Gamble to earn plenty of money to buy and hire
2. Create your evil headquarters
3. Fortify it with traps
4. Conduct a plan
5. Hire minions based on step three(if there is no theme then just hire)
6. Create the machine that may or may not(mostly may) destroy the world
7. Wait until you hear news of a hero/heroes/heroine/heroine/party/parties/etc. that may distrupt your plan
8. Try to destroy him/her/them
9a. Get beaten by the good guys
9b. (If they are eliminated)Activate ray
10b. RULE THE WORLD BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Chances of the plan to go to the b route is 7 googleplex to 1

What if you had to choose between the two to save: your parents or the love of your life?

Dudes, you kept this thread alive. If there was a smilie face that signified happy crying then I'd post five thousand of them in a row. But none-the-lay...I'm here to answer the question.

My parents of course. Love of my life can go die in a hole! Nah, I joke, but yes, that's kind of what would happen to him. Oh I'm not that rutheless guys, geez.

What if you were me for a day?

I would go hang out with your friends and spread horrible lies about you. And then they'd find out you're not you and you'd wake up on the run with people thinking you're a freakish alien monster.

Or I'd just stay in bed sick all day.

What if you were playing a friendly game of monopoly when you suddenly found yourself in a strange land with not idea how you got there?