What if...

I would give you a big hug and say, 'I LOVE YOU TOO!'

What if Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee, Peregrin Took, and Merriodoc BrandyBuck all fell through your bedroom ceiling fighting over a firework, which explodes into a huge unicorn that runs around the room setting everything you owned in fire, but the fire turned everything it touched green?

I would be like "YES!!!" and ask them to paint my whole house green and then stay for dinner!

What if you had to hitch-hike to a city 400 miles away?

I wouldn't hitch hike I would walk because I'm too suspicious of every strange person I meet of being a psychotic serial killer. I would walk to as many bus stops as possible.

What if you saw a dwarf giving a giant a piggy back ride down your street?

I'd yell "You go, shorty!"

What if Alejandro wouldn't stop calling your name?

I would yell at him to stop saying my name and then go yell at Lady Gaga.

What if you were trapped in a house for three weeks with someone VERY annoying?

I would stab them 37 times in the chest and then chop of their hands, cook them up and eat them... Because my stomach was making the rubbings that only hands could satisfy... (watch llamas with hats if you want to understand that)




What if tree cows started chasing you down the road while you were wearing heels??

(Hahaha! My sister showed me that video a few weeks ago. Very funny. Haha)

I'd kick of my heels, run to get a butcher, and have them make me a cheeseburger!!!

What if someone handed you a million dollars, and a few hours later the police showed up at your doorstep because the money was stolen, and none of them believe you that you weren't the one who stole it?

Um . . . I'd . . . get a lawyer? XD Not to mention, I'm sure I could come up with enough witnesses and evidence to prove I wasn't the one who stole it.

What if the only TV show you could watch for the rest of your life was "Rugrats?"

Hmmm...I don't know...I do really like Rugrats, even though it's a kids show. But I don't think I'd be able to survive without American Idol and Modern Family

*whispers* You forgot to post a what if! Haha. Well, I shall do one.

What if a creepy old guy bearing an eerie resemblance to Anthony Hopkins gave you a box and told you that if you pressed the button, you would win a ton of money and someone you didn't know would die?

I would look at him with horror, smack the button from his hand and yell "What the hell (pardon my french) is wrong with you you psychopath! I don't want your dumb button! Burn it, smash it, beat it with a hammer, I don't care, just get rid of it!"

What if you saw me doing that? Hahaha

I would snatch you by the shoulders and scream, 'Calm the EFF down! CALM the EFF...DOWN!!!!'


What if you saw the cow jumping over the moon?

Sorry, I don't even know you. If I knew you, I would run away. *kidding*

what if you had to read the most boring history ever?

I'd fall asleep. As I usually do.

What if YWS didn't go over and above its Review Day goal? :O

The world would implode, killing all the Coralasaurus and Lumisaurus and Rangesaurus.

What if dogs had fire breath?