I would NOT roast them. I would get them surgically removed.
What if your hair turned into snakes?
You must be swift as the coursing river, With all the force of a great typhoon, With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
I'd say, "Okay, fine, I'll feed you if it's that important! Gah!"
What if you had to live in a cathedral?
You must be swift as the coursing river, With all the force of a great typhoon, With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
I almost never see them so I'd eat them so they'd always be part of me, hehe, Nah…I would help them grow and keep them fresh then eat them.
What if you ended up being the opposite sex?
Love is strong, but there is more to life then to finding the love of your life...like...like...give me a minute...oh I got nothing, but there is...what was I talking about???
I'd beat my brother at armwrestling AND marry a beautiful woman. Win win.
What if you had to get up at 4 every morning?
You must be swift as the coursing river, With all the force of a great typhoon, With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
I would break the law and get on it anyway. MUST HAVE YWS.
What if you were offered $100,000 to give up your favorite food for the rest of your life?
You must be swift as the coursing river, With all the force of a great typhoon, With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
Favourite food, what favourite food? I don't have a favourite food only $100,000 which I am about to buy a motorised scooter with. Toodles, that'll be its name!
What if you were changed into a pumpkin on halloween night?
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