What if...

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I would've burned long ago.

What if cartoons were brainwashing kids with subliminal messages?
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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I would laugh at the cartoons for brainwashing baby goats.
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*cough cough*

What if yws was all of the sudden...DESTROYED!!! Dun dun duuuuuuun!!!
Live, Love, Laugh




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There'd be mass panicking before Nate and his team of awesome monkeys resurrected it. :)

What if your best friend had their memory wiped and was programmed to kill you?
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
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I'd bring them back to the light with the awesome power of LOOOOOOVE!!!! :D

What if someone who was absolutely terrible won American Idol for no apparent reason?
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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I'd fall on the floor and die laughing.

What if a strangely ginormous bug devoured the galaxy?




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Then we would be floating around in a bug's stomach. . . . gross. . . .

What if goawjbawrlsudpou?
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Then obviously thlkejrhesaheklddfakthioad!

What if a person started choking and you were the only one who knew the Heimlich?
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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That's easy. I'd save the person, then became a famous hero!

What if you were forced to marry a monkey, and tried to kill you because there were no bananas left on Earth?
If life gives you lemons.................make beef stew!!!
If someone is taller than you............stand on something so you can punch them! lol thats an inside joke so if you don't get sorry.




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I'd strangle my monkey husband, then go eat an apple.

What if you never got a nice review again? :shock:
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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I'd go force my nice friends to get their butts on here and give me an ego boost.

What if electricity didn't exist for a full week?
Colossal Compendium of Complications and Confusion = MY LIFE




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I would be the more bored person in existence.

What if your life was a fairy tale? :D
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Oh, it already is.
I live inside a black and white fairy tale by the way, so it's not really a problem.
Not unless someone comes and brightens it.

What if you were given the chance to turn back time?
You've got the key to my heart..but have you forgotten about a duplicate?
Sorry. I've already given it to someone else.




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I'd probably leave things the way they are, actually. People would just screw history up all over again given the chance.

What if you became famous overnight because of some video you'd posted on Youtube?
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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I would go nuts and run around screaming my name to every car and person that passed my house. And I would sing karioke in my living room until my family wrapped ducktape around my mouth.

What if on the morning of your next birthday Lady Gaga showed up at your house and offered to do a home concert for you?
When all you have is nothing, there is alot to go around.



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