Crazy Questions

Dynamo · 2007-03-26T04:29:56Z

Here's a fun game. This game is quite simple, you first have to answer the question that the person before you asked, then you ask your own question. The best thing about this game is that you can ask ANY question that you want. It can be a very long and complicated question or it can be something as simple as "Why is the sky blue?" And to make things even more fun you can also ask stuff like, "Where to babies come from?" and, "How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" But, if you're thinking of asking that last question then know this, the answer will always be five. Five what? Nothing, just five! So don't asked that question! *ahem* Anyway, just answer the previous person's question then ask your own.

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Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:43 am

Ani May Queen says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:43 am

Probably the same reason they never win the lottery.

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Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:48 am

bubblewrapped says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:48 am

So that the doctor doesnt get a disease.

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Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:55 am

Via says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:55 am

Probably, at lest severely injured them.

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Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:49 am

luna_the_shiekah says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:49 am

Of course, how else would the rabbits know when the world was ending?

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Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:54 am

Poor Imp says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:54 am

You can. Only it's got to be an awfully sleazy restaurant.

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Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:57 am

luna_the_shiekah says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:57 am

They like the way it breaks the ice at parties. "How did you get the blood stain on there good sir?" Great conversation starter.

Why are emo kids so sad?

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Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:58 am

Poor Imp says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:58 am

Because they miscostrued the meaning of the word 'emotional' to mean down-in-the-dumps depressed, and they have to fit their label. It's circular, apparently, and so without a doubt, fallacious.

Why do things with beginnings have to have ends?

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Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:03 am

luna_the_shiekah says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:03 am

If they didn't end there'd be no sequels. And god forbid that Hollywood not have sequels!

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Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:05 am

Poor Imp says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:05 am

Because they paint smiles on tragic faces. It's grotesque incongruity.

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Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:07 am

luna_the_shiekah says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:07 am

Because angels go under deep cosmetic surgery to all become alike. A little known secret, they're actually hideous.

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Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:09 am

Poor Imp says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:09 am

They don't. But without words, they wouldn't be stories.

Why do rather round people insist on wearing terribly tight jeans?

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Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:12 am

luna_the_shiekah says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:12 am

They like to think the jeans will hide their fat. So much for that theory.

Is reality television really reality?

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Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:14 am

Poor Imp says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:14 am

Really, if reality were defined by mere perception and numbers tallied up on viewers gave a good impression of how many perceived it favourably, then reality would be reality TV.

Why do people have this rather odd inclination to breathe?

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Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:16 am

luna_the_shiekah says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:16 am

It seems to just be a trend that never died. Like
being a dog owner.

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Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:20 am

Poor Imp says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:20 am

Because if they didn't, they'd fall.

Why do people grow up, when Peter Pan didn't?

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