Crazy Questions

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If the Thing dances is it called a "Thingamajig?"

Yes, but it should be called a thingdoingdajig.

Why are penguins black?

Because blue tuxedos went out of style in the seventies.

Why does the scroll bar on the mouse not unscrew after a while?

Magic

Why do dentist even bother to flavor the stuff they use to clean your teeth? It's always going to be disguisting.

Because the stuff they actually use isn't meant to taste good in the first place. They use mind control serum that makes you want to eat nothing but candy, therefore causing you to get cavities. Then you have to go back to the dentist and pay him more money to treat your teeth. It's how they make money. There are two flavors of serum to choose from, peppermint (causes you to think fruits and vegetables taste bad) and cherry (makes you get urges to go to the store and by $50 worth of junk food and eat it all over the course of 1-2 weeks... I mean, hours).

Whenever I talk to somebody about video games they always tell me to get a life before they walk away. Where the heck do you get one of those? I've looked everywhere, even Walmart doesn't have them!

Internet, definitely. My first bet would be eBay, but shop around first, you might find a better price.

If a person with Multiple Personality Disorder threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?

Only if the other personalities are not suicidal, or one personality is threatening to kill the other personality, but then both personalities would die, so I guess the personality threatening murder would be the suicidal one.

Why isn't there a rolling on the floor laughing smiley on the emoticons panel?

It needs more pixels to work and, therefore, costs too much money to make.

Everyone knows that the sky is blue because sunlight bounces off the oceans and reflects the color on the ozone layer. But my question is, why is the ocean blue? Is it because light from the sun bounces off the ozone layer and reflects the color onto the ocean? Why blue? Water isn't blue. It doesn't have a color, I checked but filling a glass with water and I didn't see any blue!

You have it reversed. The ocean is blue because it reflects the sky. The sky is blue due to the way light bends. In the spectrum, blue bends a certain way (I forgot if it was the longest or the shorest...) and is not refracted by the atmosphere. Therefore we see it.

Learn yourself some science there, buddy.

Why is nothing good on TV when you have the day off?

IT'S A CONSPIRACY! (always a good answer)

Why are all the hot anime guys the bad-guys?

IT'S A CONSPIRACY!

Why can't we all just get along?

Because....IT'S A CONSPIRACY!

Who is the unnamed Akatsuki?!?!? Who?!?!?! WHO?!?!?!?!

He's, ah...a conspiracy, perhaps? o0' ^_~



Why the devil do nights go so quickly when one wants to sleep, and never seem to make it to dawn when you're pleasantly rested already?

Because the Sand Man has a twisted sense of humor.

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Because they're still learning, obviously.

Why do psychics have to ask your name?