Crazy Questions

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Your camera has committed the sin of gluttony! *LE GASP* As your newest advisor, I say you tell it to go on Atkin's diet.


When can I go to sleep?
because memory moves in orbits
of absence, because she holds her hands out in the rain,
and rain remembers nothing, not even how it became itself.
- Las Ruinas del Corazon, Eric Gamalinda




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At night. In bed. Duh.

How many toes do guinea-pigs have on their front feet?
"TV makes sense. It has logic, structure, rules, and likeable leading men. In life, we have this. We have you." -Abed Nadir




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Enough to grasp food. And enough so they stay balanced.

How come I feel bloated all the time?
because memory moves in orbits
of absence, because she holds her hands out in the rain,
and rain remembers nothing, not even how it became itself.
- Las Ruinas del Corazon, Eric Gamalinda




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Erm....you have water retention...lol.

Why does lying on the grass make me happy?
Sanity is for the unimaginative.

Got YWS?




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*stupid smile* because grass is goooooood!



*Why do I prefer cats to dogs?*
i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart) <3

Please review my performance poem?




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Because you're a Kyo fangirl. Wise chap. :nods:

Why can't I have that chocolate duck? THE HUMANITY!
ohmeohmy




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Because it is a figment of your imagination brought on by lack of chocolate in your system. GET SOME INTO YOU NOW!!!!!

Why does Z come after T?




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Becuase whoever wrote the alphabet was incredulously brilliant and new that the song wouldn't sound right if Z came before T. Wasn't that person smart?

*Who wrote the alphabet?*
i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart) <3

Please review my performance poem?




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the alto-saxons when they converted to english.

Why am I here?
It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache.




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To prevent the gift of words from being forgotten...

What's the best thing about cheese?
There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her to not be alive anymore.

~Stewie Griffin




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It's smelly!!!

What is love?
Sanity is for the unimaginative.

Got YWS?




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A deception, an illusion, and a driving force that makes all things possible.

Why do we feel guilt?
"TV makes sense. It has logic, structure, rules, and likeable leading men. In life, we have this. We have you." -Abed Nadir




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If we didn't feel guilt, we'd all go crashing about doing wrong things and we'd never feel bad about it. The world would go to ruin rather quickly.

Why don't some people enjoy Classical Music?
"I hate the word 'Truce'. It means 'Fun's over'." ~My little sister




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Because classical music is like a lullaby, and people are far to busy to sleep in todays world.





*Why does it always rain on me?*
I just lost the game.




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Because you stand out there and let it. Haven't you heard of an umbrella?


Why can't I find lead for my lead pencil?
because memory moves in orbits
of absence, because she holds her hands out in the rain,
and rain remembers nothing, not even how it became itself.
- Las Ruinas del Corazon, Eric Gamalinda



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— J.K. Rowling