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Yes, because it reminds them heavily of sea-sickness. And, it's fun.

Why is 42 the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
because memory moves in orbits
of absence, because she holds her hands out in the rain,
and rain remembers nothing, not even how it became itself.
- Las Ruinas del Corazon, Eric Gamalinda




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Because Douglas Adams said so, that's why!

*What is the biggest question in the world?*
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Supercalifragilisticespialadotious?

*singsong* OHHHH~ What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
because memory moves in orbits
of absence, because she holds her hands out in the rain,
and rain remembers nothing, not even how it became itself.
- Las Ruinas del Corazon, Eric Gamalinda




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*a long singsong*
Put him in the longboat ’til he’s sober,
Early in the morning.

Put him in the longboat and make him bail 'er,
Early in the morning.

Pull out the plug and wet him all over,
Early in the morning.

Put him in the scuppers with a hosepipe on him,
Early in the morning.

Heave him by the leg in a running bowline,
Early in the morning.

Soak 'im in oil 'till he sprouts flippers,
Early in the morning.

Spray him with whiskey and light him on fire,
Early in the morning.

Shave his "blade" with a rusty razor,
Early in the morning.

Take him and shake him and try to wake him,
Early in the morning.

Give 'im a dose of salt and water,
Early in the morning.

Hit 'im on the head with a broken hammer,
Early in the morning.

Spray him with alcohol and light him on fire,
Early in the morning.

Tie him to the taffrail when she’s yardarm under,
Early in the morning.

Keelhaul him, keelhaul him
Early in the morning.

Put him into bed with the captain's daughter,
Early in the morning.

You've never seen the captain's daughter,
Early in the morning.

Slap him around and call him Suzie,
Early in the morning.

Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Early in the morning.

Put him in the back of the paddywagon,
Early in the morning.

Put him in his bunk with his pants on backwards,
Early in the morning.

Send him down to Davy Jones locker
Early in the morning.

That’s what we’ll do with a drunken sailor,
Early in the morning.

*What's eating Gilbert Grape?*
The surrounding world
was an ugly one,
but we needed no beauty
other than the light
within each other's eyes. - "Modern World" * topic15452




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The Grape-snatcher of Baskerville.


Why do people in love act like idiots/dicks?
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Because Cupid likes to joke around with our SOULS. That's him over there, snickering as he pokes you in the butt with his fugly arrows. Plus, he's in caboots with Puck. XD

Why do I have an empty root beer bottle fermenting on my desk?
because memory moves in orbits
of absence, because she holds her hands out in the rain,
and rain remembers nothing, not even how it became itself.
- Las Ruinas del Corazon, Eric Gamalinda




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It is a science experiment. Soon you'll discover what happens to firmenting rootbeer, and it will somehow be important, and you'll become a world famous scientist. :)

Why does an imaginary minotaur plague my home?
"I hate the word 'Truce'. It means 'Fun's over'." ~My little sister




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Becuase you have an overreactive imagination...duh!


*Why is Alice crazy...and why is it effecting me?*
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Because you're subseptible to madness.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?
"TV makes sense. It has logic, structure, rules, and likeable leading men. In life, we have this. We have you." -Abed Nadir




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I cannot answer that question, It would depnd on the type of writing desk of course.

*why is there never enought time?*
Bag.

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Because Time is too busy with everyone else.

How come there's only SEVEN sins? What happened to that nice number Eight?
because memory moves in orbits
of absence, because she holds her hands out in the rain,
and rain remembers nothing, not even how it became itself.
- Las Ruinas del Corazon, Eric Gamalinda




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Because Seven is a lucky number...yes that made absolutely no sense. You should read the book The Eight...I never finished it...

*why is 13 "unlucky"?*
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No, it's just lucky---it has luck. Whether it's good or bad is entirely up to you.

Why am I so tired?
because memory moves in orbits
of absence, because she holds her hands out in the rain,
and rain remembers nothing, not even how it became itself.
- Las Ruinas del Corazon, Eric Gamalinda




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Because an evil organisation has hired a guy (wizard, necromancer, shaman? You decide!) away at your life energies which they will store in a vat of souls to use in their weird and a little of the suicidal side experiments. It's not really their fault, they're just kleptomaniacs on a supernatural scale.

Who are YOU?




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...A compilation of proteins, cells, hormones, and that strange strange substance called the soul?

Psh. I'm Emilia Maria, por supuesto. Lyke, duh.

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When she transformed into a butterfly, the caterpillars spoke not of her beauty, but of her weirdness. They wanted her to change back into what she always had been. But she had wings.
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