open the ketchup bottle and pour your coke in it, then close it, and place it on a table. then wait. when the inevitable happens, pretend like the bottle is the source of a plague that will end humanity and weep while screaming THE END HAS ARRIVED HUMANITY IS DONE FOR
One of the things I love about YWS is the quote generator. For example, I'm reading a really serious work, and then I see "Moo. - cow" at the bottom of the page. — Darlet