Corrupt A Wish [4]

Granted, but you can only write prose without the letter n.

I wish I could fly.

But what about and?

Granted, but you don’t like your wings.

I wish I could swim with the stars.

Forget about and! You don´t need that word.

Granted, you can never stop swimming.

I wish I could buy a castle for one Euro.

And heartstrings? Night?

Granted, but it’s Lego and tiny.

I wish I could fly with birds.

Nope! I mea_s of course _ope!

xD

Granted, but people will also hunt you and try to put you into a zoo.

I wish I would meet a cute man.

What about man?

Granted, but they have a bad personality.

I wish I could touch wet paint without getting sick or gagging?

Nope!

Granted, but you can never dry yourself anymore.

I wish I could have enough money to explore the world.

Nope?

Granted, but there is a war.

I wish I could eat a banana without getting sick or gagging?

Yeah, you can never use the letter n anymore! Isn´t that great?

Just like now...

Granted, but in every tenth banana, a tarantula is living there.

No?

Yes.

Granted, you get nothing.

I wish the world was completely blue.

I_deed! I could also cha_ge it to I!

Oh, I forgot! xD

Granted, but the blue colour tone is actually blue ink.

I wish my dog would start eating the bread.

Please!

Granted, but it makes your dog sick.

I wish the world was happy.

No! Ok, no I for you!

Granted, but there are no humans on Earth anymore.

I wish I could speak with the dead.

Yay!

Granted, but ghosts are angry.

I wish I could go great places!

Granted, all these great places are expensive to go to.

I wish I could play more board games with my sister.