Corrupt A Wish [4]

Granted, but you never get to have any and live a life of poverty.

I wish my wish would be corrupted.

Kelpies wrote:Granted, but you never get to have any and live a life of poverty.

I wish my wish would be corrupted.

(What do you mean? I’m talking about reverting from a fiat system to a hard system of currency; I’m not literally asking for gold 🤪)

Either way, your wish has been granted. However, you have to buy something on amazon right now.

I wish @Kelpies will corrupt my wish

Granted. She does a horrible job.

I wish I could understand animals.

Granted, but in order to do so you too must become an animal.

I wish I had friends

Granted. Your friends are centipedes.

I wish I could draw accurate representations of things.

Granted, but it turns out Descartes was right; you think, and there for it is. Unfortunately for you, everyone else thinks that it is the exact opposite of accurate.

I wish we'd start colonizing the galaxy

Granted, but the galaxy is full of creatures that don't want to be colonized and history repeats itself.


I with I had lots of coffee

Granted. You can now never sleep and live in a constant state of caffeine induced panic attack.

I wish for dragons.

Granted. Your dragons go haywire and burn down the town you're in before roasting you and having you for a snack xD.

I wish I had really awesome telekinetic abilities.

Granted! But your fingers, and arms and legs were broken.

I wish that I had the ability to look at someone, and they die.

Granted! But everyone you look at dies. King Midas style.

I wish I could go to Canada.

Granted! But as soon as you set foot on Canadian soil, you step on a and mine.

I wish that I could be more happy....

Granted, but you lose all motivation to do anything productive.

I wish magical creatures existed.

Granted, but they attack you at any chance they get.

I wish I didn't have writer's block right now!

Granted! But you have lost all ability to write as well.

I wish I could fly.