Corrupt A Wish [4]

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Granted. You die. (Hey, you're not on the internet now, are you?)

I wish for the knowledge of how the universe functions. (Don't you dare have it drive me insane).
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Granted. You see everything clearly now. The world is a sham. You don't actually exist. You have to live with knowing that.

I wish for a rainbow unicorn.
We are who we are, and if someone has a problem with that; that's their problem not ours.
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I do believe that insane is the only way to go.




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Granted, but the rainbow unicorn only eats human flesh.

I wish I had more free time.




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Granted. Now you're stuck on an island in the middle of the ocean with no way out.

I wish I had a mechanical arm.




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Granted, but a new-nazi organization called HYDRA from WWII now has control of you.

Sorry not sorry for the Winter Soldier reference

I wish my bro wasn't so grabby.
"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."


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Granted but your sister becomes grabby instead.

I wish Bill wasn't leaving Dr Who this series.
"I have written you down and you will live forever"
-Bastille

"We are infinite as the universe we hold inside."
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Granted, but the show is canceled.

I wish there weren't added subplots in movies based off books.
Fey he seemed, or the battle-fury of his fathers ran like new fire in his veins, and he was borne up on Snowmane like a god of old, even as Oromë the Great in the battle of the Valar when the world was young. - The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King




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Granted, but the books are no longer good

I wish for cake

"I'm so happy you exist"





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Granted, but the cake is poisoned.

I wish for a good book to read.
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Granted, but it's the only book you're allowed to read for the rest of your life.

I wish for warmer weather.




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Granted, but that's because the sun expands and it consumes Earth. Great job. You killed us all.

I wish I wasn't so tired.
Intrepid Explorer
Squire of the Green Room
Harbinger of the Cosmic Squid
Brief Castaway
Founder of Hermits United
TIME Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year
Dark Matter Overlord
Kind of a Big Deal




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Granted, you sleep forever.
I wish I never had to witness another argument.




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Granted.

But you are shut in your room forever, never to see people (and their arguments) agian.

I wish I had a new phone case.
On earth I long to be like Him




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Granted, but it doesn't fit your phone.

I wish my laundry would fold itself.

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Granted, but they never unfold.

I wish for a nice friendly fluffy cat that would let me hold them.
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Do whatever you want, forever <3
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“I am not worried, Harry," said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. "I am with you.”
— Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince